Might be being a touch sarcastic…
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Survivors of the 1976 UK heatwave are to be offered counselling and an apology from the Met Office for them not issuing a warning that the sun can be hot.
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| Breaking | Andy Burnham offers Ed Miliband £1 bus fare season ticket as an olive branch for Jackdaw decision
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Norm retweeted
Its precisely headkines like that that i wrote this
With Britain facing crises on every front, Labour has unveiled its latest masterpiece: Operation Two For Joy, a sweeping plan to tackle the menace of lone magpies, standardise anti sorrow guidance, and finally tell the public where they stand at long last.
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“You know that feeling when you wake up on Monday morning and think uggh ..work…
Well now you don’t have to.. we’re going to screw businesses up so badly, you’ll get made redundant and thrown on the scrap heap. Have a great day !”
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| Breaking | Andy Burnham is set to authorise the implementation of single yellow lines and a loading only area outside the Library in Heckmondwike West Yorkshire.
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9.01am tomorrow morning: Our Chris instigates a 'wealth tax' (on all wealth over £1).
9.02am: News spreads.
9.03am: Rioters convene emergency meetings.
9.04am: They call off all riots and help emergency workers to put out fires and clear up the mess.
9.05am: Our Chris wakes up...
If I was Prime Minister , if I was Burnham , watching European cities ablaze . . . I’d instigate a ‘wealth tax’ at about 9.01am tomorrow morning . Just saying . Or should we just ‘eat cake’ ?
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Norm retweeted
Look forward to ITV's undercover investigation into what goes on in Britain's mosques. Properly brave reportage.
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“I told him ! Free school meals and a 2 quid bus fare, - that’ll calm things down a bit”
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Norm retweeted
Your brain isn't full formed until you're 25 years old, or in the case of socialists, ever.
A good rule of history: if you find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you're wrong. Every time, in every era, whatever the issue.
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Student movements have not always been on the right side of history. Mao's student Red Guards persecuted hundreds of thousands. Students helped Castro and Khomeini rise to power, and Nazi student groups opposed the Weimar Republic.
britannica.com/topic/Red-Guar…
encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art…
aei.org/education/actu…
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Dominik Tarczyński MEP
But …..but didn’t Macron officially recognise the State of Palestine recently ??
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