permanent underclass escaper @ brutefloat.com unemployed meat proxy / retired at SWE II

slop factory
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i made a game where you literally have to find Waldo in a giant crowd the catch is you’re actually walking around inside the crowd in first person, and everyone is moving play it here: waldo.brutefloat.com
i am giving up all financial responsibilities and productive goals to build a slop game for the next 24 hours and no one can stop me
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🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases. CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers. Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…
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my duet can probably handle this
just ask my muse bro. check with hermes. i literally gave instinct access bro. did you check with my grok bots? just ping my siri ai bro. my manus can probably handle this bro
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these php vulnerabilities dating back years got me thinking how no matter how many new versions of myself i release, i still have the same vulnerability when it comes to you. anyways, glad they're landing emergency patches. wish i could say the same about us.
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We are investigating reports of degraded performance for Actions, Pull Requests and Webhooks githubstatus.com/incidents/n…
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this is a lie btw i don't have any kids
my dad is telling me that instead of going to uni i should vibecode a roblox game and put as many microtransactions as possible in it to make money
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it must feel good af being an uncensored chinese model ripping through vulnerable php instances rn
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I'm beginnin' to feel like a larp god, larp god
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OSS PRs should now be prompts instead of diff. Prompt Requests.
a weird thing about OSS pull requests these days is we don't know what model was used for it and our internal setup provides better tools to the agent so they're almost always worse than sending the prompt ourselves it's mostly useful for environments we cannot recreate
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wow they can't even rebrand to MSI because it already exists
Replying to @MicrosoftAI
Start building with MAI on Vercel ⬇️ vercel.com/ai-gateway/models…
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the omarchy agents icon goes red when any of your plans are approaching limits, cute
you met me at a very "⚠ Heads up, you have less than 5% of your 5h limit left, run /status for a breakdown" time of my life
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you met me at a very "⚠ Heads up, you have less than 5% of your 5h limit left, run /status for a breakdown" time of my life
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just finished updating my stealth landing page
𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭
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tracing vector paths like a pre-singularity chud
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water
claude code mod that translates user messages into classical chinese (and claude's messages back to english)
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me whenever i see an obsidian graph post
Who the fuck folds polos like this
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making these will be the only job left post-singularity
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