If I was the president I woul make an executive order where every frat Burner Verse twitter user has. To report to the white house to be injected with various painful and sometimes terminal illnesses
Watching a new tv show is so awesome for the 3 day binge watch until you remember what year you're in and that they won't even start filming the next season for 2 years
When I was in middle school I had a crush on a girl who was like 6 feet tall and one day she asked me if I wanted to smoke spice with her and I got scared and didn't like her anymore
Bought a gti and got naneinf on balatro in the same week what more is there to do in life now? Just wait for gta i guess. Prolly drink some more beers. Fuck it
The first 20 minutes in a packed movie theater where its quiet and you just hear a bunch of people quietly trying to open bags and quietly eat popcorn is purgatory