So smart of Britain to alienate the President of the United States - leader of the world’s No1 superpower & our most important ally. Congrats everyone who contributed to this gloriously self-defeating state of affairs - you complete & utter halfwits.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and much faster than anyone thought possible!

RT @factingStrange: Attention seeking celebrities should shut the fuck up and stop talking shit according to latest research by the Muslim…

I fulfilled my campaign promise - others didn’t!

The terrorist came into our country through what is called the "Diversity Visa Lottery Program," a Chuck Schumer beauty. I want merit based.

RIP Bradley Lowery. An extraordinarily inspiring young man. #spoty

How can a sportsman who’s failed a drugs test possibly still be in contention for #Spoty17? Chris Froome needs to clear his name before he’s feted at any more awards ceremonies.

My contempt for career politicians knows no bounds.

Right, I’m off to build a non-binary gender fluid snowperson. ❄️❄️

This is truly heartbreaking! I’d love to teach this kid to fight and believe me the bullies would never bully anyone again after a good crack on the chin! Bully = Coward 😔

Retweet if you believe Theresa May must go to save Brexit! 🇬🇧 telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12…

.@anthonyfjoshua 65% & rematch not enough to unify? Believe your own hype? Bubble's gonna burst bro #BigGlassRobot @eddiehearn @d_higgins_duco #NeverBeenDropped

.@Theresa_May, don’t focus on me, focus on the destructive Radical Islamic Terrorism that is taking place within the United Kingdom. We are doing just fine!