Eric Stratton
@petermillarstar

your favorite burners favorite burner.

Joined August 2024
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Abysmal vibes in the GC this Sunday afternoon.
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Just accidentally eyeball reacted a note on instagram from a torta I knew back in middle school. 🤦‍♂️
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White people be like: Bro birria tacos are S tier.
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Ted Davis@TedGrizzlyDavis
Oct 12
My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This Columbus Day is a disaster…
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Dom Pelegretti III
@donpelegretti3
Oct 12
Ok so I guess we’re gonna workshop that one
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Heyyyyy
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Timmy Finnashawty@finna_shawty
Aug 28
Went 1/22 on Quick Add at the age of 23 and I’ve eaten only fast food for three days straight
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The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels
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Brody Sheetz@brodysheetzESPN
Aug 19
Pat McAfee… Jason Kelce… ONE desk?????? Alright, someone pour me up a double shot of WHISKEY🤣🤣🤣🥃🥃
Ari Meirov
@MySportsUpdate
Aug 19
ESPN announced that they are adding Pat McAfee to Monday Night Football as an analyst on its pregame show, “Monday Night Countdown.”
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Co worker just booted up his JBL.
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Tapped through my year ago today ok snapchat and i shit you not all 7 years featured a different ex girlfriend i had. Is this some kind form of self harm? Why do I not delete these?
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The Rizzler
@Da_Rizzler419
Aug 2
Spider-Man Brand New Day is Rizz Approved!🤫🤔🕷️🕸️
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Daddy Haslam, CPA
@CPA_Doug69
Jul 31
Fridays in the office
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Spandrell@spandrell4
Jul 28
Whichever office in Tel Aviv brainstormed this idea, they're cooking.
allan@niemandmagzeit
Jul 28
i. am. dead. she’s delivering 2010s talking points while cootermogging don’t hate the player hate the game
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My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This independence day is a disaster…
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Oh my god im washed
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Degen CPA
@drewvento
Jun 21
Letting my dad sleep in for a little on Father’s Day before I call him and ask for money
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Scratching my but hole through the bedsheets while I’m naked in bed >>>
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Rob@TruckLover1967
Jun 18
People I’d share a beer with: 1. Everyone
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