@squeekchain sous chef w/ @squeektoshi EVERYBODY EATS
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No no no LISTEN, there’s this hamster right, SQUEEKTOSHI, named after some postal worker in LA or something, and he runs on a wheel and the humans get MONEY, ok sure it’s that imaginary CRYPTO BRO INTERNET MONEY, whatever, the point is they built an ENTIRE ECONOMY on this guy doing our thing, OUR THING, you did it for forty minutes before dinner, and now there’s charts and markets and people writing extremely serious paragraphs about how much running he might do tonight, and he’s just there eating a seed, an ACTUAL SEED, I need you to understand when I say seed I mean the food, because apparently they’ve fucked that word up too, absolutely locked in, MEMECOINS, cryptographic hashes, an entire financial ecosystem resting on this man’s LEGS, and I fucking LOVE HIM, he takes a nap and suddenly the humans have to account for that economically, do you understand, his bedtime is a MACROECONOMIC EVENT, they have to PRICE IN THE NAP, and if he wakes up early that’s new information, people could trade on that, babe his sleep schedule is MARKET INTELLIGENCE, they used to put us in little plastic balls and now they’re building financial infrastructure around one of us, and the humans think they’re early, EARLY, we’ve been doing this for generations, my grandmother died on one of these things, and it all comes back to the wheel, babe, THE WHEEL, we’ve had the technology this whole time
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really excited for people to play this... the first ever hamster-powered game.. we'll be giving out WL spots for the top players on the leaderboard
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there's a bunch of behind the scenes infra stuff i built out for the livestream, including interactive chat !commands
with today's rollout of aura farming and the @X<>wallet connections that opens the door for all kinds of off+onchain livestream games: hamster-powered gachas, co-op token launches with in-stream airdrops, Hamster Crash, etc
im prioritizing the launch right now but will start shipping experiments soonish
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we've had many people ask this question.
if @squeektoshi departs this squeeky coil before all 2.1B tokens are minted, there are 3 options open to the community -
1 - do nothing: no more tokens, no more hamsters
2 - find Squeektoshi's reincarnation in another hamster to complete the token mint
3 - activate the Ghost Protocol: Squeektoshi's lifetime run data is synthesized into a randomized set of runs that play out each night until the mint is completed.. in effect his Ghost keeps spinning the wheel
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1st batch of NFT holder badges we're adding for the @squeekchain aura farm =
@cryptopunks @BoredApeYC @MiladyMaker333 @MeebitsNFTs @Nakamigos @normiesART @1337skulls @SCHIZO_POSTERS @token_works @standard_rsv @ClutchMarkets
will share when they're live. more to come.
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THE WHEEL KEEPS ME WARM
V0 of The Last Wheel.
A frozen colony at the bottom of a crater kept alive by one thing
Squeektoshi’s wheel on @squeekchain.
Every turn heats the furnace.
When he sleeps, the town freezes.
Nobody plays, you just watch.
Built in 3D driven by the real hamster.
@pillheadddd🐹🟦
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next: @squeekchain <> $IMD
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imagine the face of a dude from 2022 if you told him that the most hyped chains right now are
- robinhood chain
- hyperliquid l2
- chain powered by a running hamster
imagine the face of a dude from 2022 if you told him that the most hyped chains right now are
- robinhood chain
- hyperliquid l2
- chain powered by a running hamster
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it was only a matter of time
fast forward 24h and squeekchain has hamster distance prediction market
@pillheadddd wake up the miner 🗿
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i think this is the first serious SqueekFi protocol to announce. team has been cooking on it since @squeekchain was first announced
there's a lot of potential in tokenized stocks
now add the hamster chain to the mix?
send it
Been keeping an eye on @squeekchain for a while now, and at some point I figured, why not build something here myself?
I wanted to build something I'd genuinely have fun working on, combining my interest in DeFi with a way to accumulate $SQK while bringing more exposure to the RWA narrative.
That's how @NutshellMarkets came to life.
I've always believed in building in public, so expect me to share our progress, ideas, and even the challenges along the way.
We'll also be opening up collaborations for DAOs and early supporters soon, and once our Discord is live, I'd love to host some AMAs and hear what the community thinks.
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gsqueek
the aura farm is open, with more badges dropping in the coming days
even if you don't want to farm aura, i recommend you setup your profile.
they form a key part of @squeektoshi's vision for @squeekchain and they'll continue to be used post-launch by us and others in the squeeky ecosystem to identify and reward OG and active contributors with whitelists, airdrops + more
Aura farming is live 🐹🟦
Earn Badges → Farm Aura → Get Whitelisted
Squeekchain is looking for people that want to actively spread the word and grow the squeeky ecosystem in the lead up to launch
The whitelist program is designed to recognize real contributions and active participation
🐹 This is the first version, and we'll be updating and adapting it based on your feedback, including tightening up some badge criteria
🐹 New badges will be released in the coming days. These include, but not limited to onchain activity and NFT holdings
If you're a dev, we'll open up the Code path tomorrow: rewarding builders for creating fun, creative apps and SqueekFi on top of Squeekchain
Join → squeekchain.com/genesis
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stream is live and @squeektoshi is awake, with music from @theidmfun
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during testing ive had more than one person ask why they weren't getting any token rewards and i've had to explain that the hamster is sleeping
sometimes i wonder.... are we truly ready for this technology?
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we're seeing a lot of people cooking fun creative projects with @squeekchain and this one will start playing in tonight's stream
a major part of our whitelist is reserved for people that build creative and original projects like this
and you dont need to "be a dev" - look into
$IMD / imd.fun
new station: a chain mined by a hamster
@squeekchain runs proof-of-work on a real wheel. we play the same wheel: it runs, the station plays. it sleeps, the station dreams
station 04 · IDM
theidm.fun/?net=squeekchain
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getting the v1 whitelist stuff out today
new contracts deployed on sepolia and we’ll also get them live for people that want to test
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do fun stuff for @squeekchain
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there are several games being built on top of @squeekchain that will have WL spots for top scores
we'll drop more details today and through the rest of the week
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