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it would mean a lot if you could donate/share this fundraiser for my friend who’s been living in hellish circumstances for a very long time and deserves so much better. thank you! gofundme.com/f/kerry-giangra…
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does anyone want to harass me on camera in the grocery store. i have a completely sincere epic meltdown barely contained ready to go at a second’s notice at any time. thank you
Theres a GoFundMe currently going for him
gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
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receptionist at dr’s office wearing a black velvet hooded cloak, hood up. thought okay that’s cool they hired a goth receptionist. then noticed another receptionist in the back is dressed like a troll & a nurse like pippi longstocking. this place really just hires strictly freaks
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If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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if i were trying to explain that who is on first i would clearly state that the name of the person on first is literally, improbably, who. skit unnecessary. e holmes didn’t get the joke bc she couldn’t believe men could be so stupid. then she ends up getting it mansplained to her
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staring at this tweet and feeling like the proverbial medieval peasant who dies from eating a dorito or whatever
jerking off without poppers is actually so liberating like i forgot i dont need to do all that ! i dont need to stick my tongue out or roll my eyes ! i am okay ! i can be normal !
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My worst real fear is a genetic bomb, sort of a 'Gene-Bomb', that if detonated will mutate human people en masse. Via nanite
my worst REAL fear is having my partner wake up one random day and they have completely fallen out of love with me. but instead of breaking up with me, they keep the relationship going but with zero effort, zero communication, absolutely nothing. and it ends up driving ME insane.
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mindfulness is the most important part of fighting depression and apathy. take in your surroundings. pavement. pothole. nicotine shop flashing neon signs. anti-homeless bench. why do i feel worse
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i’m going to be that petty bitch
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?"
Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld.
Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
ALT Silhouette of a bobcat with glowing eyes is perched on a bare tree branch against a cloudy sky at dusk.
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an absolute stunner by David Dodd Lee
ALT AN EXPLANATION How can I say I live where you live. I’m brought down from the sky. I’m intimate with the air that sweeps over the other terrestrial faces. We’re all eating the same chance to be forgotten, midges we’ll never swat. I float down to you where the oxygen streams, we get in the bed, we’re animals behaving . . . I don’t know how long the other life took. The tadpole, everyone’s child, loses its tail and the head bulges out of the water and the eyes say I’m not afraid to die. I want to go home.
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