nothing like a good feeling | @vulture Volturi
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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Imagine you are BROKE and your son is GAY and married to the HELP and your fuckass niece is BLONDE and a SLUT and you’re indebted to your SISTER who is MIRANDA and the PRESIDENT IS COMING
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If Florida flips I’m going to let the Stitch on the top of World of Disney right spit into my mouth
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should've been James
howdy partner! Buckaroo Bob is trottin' into town for the @macys Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC & Peacock, Thurs. Nov. 26. #MacysParade
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i am a very calm and often quite conflict-averse person but if i have to hear about nightly tit prayers one more time i'm gonna fucking lose it
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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women can't even hope to break glass ceiling anymore :( best we can hope for is pull door handle and it shatters smh :(
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