completely sane and normal

Oklahoma, USA
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welcome
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made a functional porch light prop out of applesauce containers and plastic bowls at work
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making good use of discords soundboard feature
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put more terrible shit into my body. really not sure why you would pick a smoothie to be your last meal before going to federal prison
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paid 25 bucks for soda 👍
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my watch tells me this literally every single night
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this is the worst combination of flavors i've ever tried. i feel like i've been poisoned
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happy cat day to all who celebrate
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this might be better than golden curry
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bro why are you doing that
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just invented a new meal called the disgusting freak feast and it's where you go to 4 different places and use the app at each place so the price of the entire meal is $5 and it makes you feel really bad after eating it
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price breakdown
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i'm not allowed to have personal space
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made beef and broccoli for my boss who just had a baby and i almost kept a bowl for myself but i didn't and i regret it
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you don't need a doctor when you have x the everything app 👍
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winner of the most normal car in the walmart parking lot award
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in 2022 i spent like 3 months trying to get a perfect combo on this song on beat saber
this gotta be one of the worst radio songs ever bro. every time i even remember it exists i get mad
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twitch clip from 9 years ago featuring some familiar faces
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