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this is one of the cleanest, most precise metaphors i have ever heard
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richard retweeted
i fear none of us may survive the fury of dracula bro
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i’m so sorry @jacobdotgov
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boil 1,000 flies in milk to create fly milk
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the answer is “100”
Let us find the value of y ?
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if you can’t figure out a way to fit herb jones onto your team, you shouldn’t be let anywhere near a basketball team. joe dumars i hate you with my whole heart.
Interesting 🤨 WDSU video from Pelicans practice Monday, Oct. 26 NOLA Executive Vice President Joe Dumars and forward Herb Jones after the workout. Herb is not starting or closing games and through the first three games (0-3) he's averaging a career low 17 minutes per game.
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one of the vanishingly few bright spots in this whole fucked up era was herb, and the keystone cops running this team are burying him to get rid of him. a disgrace.
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seems pretty obvious to me that the celtics were not committed to jaylen long term, he felt that, and asked for a trade. both the celtics and jaylen can say “well the other guy made me do it” and feel like they’re telling the truth.
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people bring up this number and it’s just straight up not true. rocky should make more than half a million per year, but he does not.
Nothing humbles you faster than realizing your team's mascot makes more than your rookie contract. Rocky makes ~$600k a year doing backward half-court shots. I was on a two-way deal bringing home the exact same base salary. After taxes and fees, I’m pretty sure the mountain lion had me beat.
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if mosley insists on playing herb like a 10th man then the thunder should absolutely try to get him
Bill Simmons suggested the Thunder trade for Herb Jones
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The NBA is formally stepping into the prediction markets ecosystem. The league announced agreements Monday morning with Kalshi and Polymarket that will allow the companies to use official league data and intellectual property and give the league control over what trades the companies are allowed to offer. nyti.ms/4smgsfG
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he’s used to playing against guys half his age trying to get communications degrees no wonder he’s not pleased
Bro he’s legit disgusted at the NBA his first 2 games 😭😭😭😭😭
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they said this wasn’t a great player
HOLY SHIT LAMELO BALL!!!
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Elton John should have been called "Album" John. The fellow released 31 studio albums between 1969 and 2021
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you let aaron rodgers run on a broken play to seal the game against you. be so fucking for real with me.
new orleans sports teams just go out there and fuck around for three hours. who cares.
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new orleans sports teams just go out there and fuck around for three hours. who cares.
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i’ll never stop relitigating the queen trade. i’ve seen pels fans go “it only ended up being the 8th pick,” ignoring that in order for the pick to be 8, we stopped playing queen, THE GUY WE TRADED THE PICK FOR, in an attempt to win games against teams that weren’t trying to win.
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and thats before i get into the drafting fears while poole and djm are on your roster issue
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and this isn’t me being anti queen or fears. they might end up being good players. but if you paid ferrari prices for a nice consumer sedan, then that’s a problem no matter how good the sedan may or may not be!
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