that one friend who’s too homestuck newgen • he/they/xe+ • priv. acct: @COOKlEDROlD • FLY HIGH @stacolaty ‼️🕊️ •

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figured i’d make a new pinned because I have so many more followers for different fandoms I didn’t have listed previously so hi i’m staco here are the stupid things I like please don’t bully me with this information!!! also read my strawpage rahhh staco.straw.page ☆
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that one friend who hates you
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sucks being a white strider fan cause there’s always like a 50% chance our dads are also named dave
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i love dave but also like. i don’t want to be attracted to a guy with the same name as my dad bro 💔
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[Outdated] Sam talking to his plant while Xaria, Monty and Juicebox are here #lookoutside
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i just realised why is dave strider dissociating on the left
just got 100% on my spanish quiz
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as much as i liked being into enneagram stuff when i was younger i kinda wish i was less like. reliant on it. because instead of maybe questioning if there was something wrong with me beyond just having depression i would say "oh i’m just a so/sx 4 i’m just like that"
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how it genuinely felt realising i could excuse constant paranoia that there was always something "wrong" with me and craving the feeling of being unique by saying it’s just my personality type you wouldn’t get it okay
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lyle bobblehead except you dont bobble his head you bobble his big fat butt. Million dollar merch idea
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now that the look outside fandom is much bigger i should repost some of my old shitposts from my first few months in. seriously i think at least one of these was made pre-audrey update and are all pre-sybil design reveal
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i’m look uncside i’ve been here since the game had only been out for 2 months
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Como se siente pasar de tener 17 a 18
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wait im mourning his buttcheek straps 🥺 i liked them
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morning for my bio exam and i’m thinking about davekat instead of doing any revision because i’m going to flunk this anyway
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being 18 so embarrassing cause i was doing this shit at 14 too with different characters like can i just Grow Up
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i love making these stupid edits #homestuck
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had my dave strider costume for halloween but decided against it cause there’s no way i was risking getting confused for the como se dice i’m tryna fuck glasses guy
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i haven’t read jester quest yet but
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there’s a species of wasp native to australia that cums so hard on flowers believing it to be a female that it’s visible to humans
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i love you gooner wasp
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