I cannot emphasise enough what a hideous death people suffer from paracetamol poisoning. Without swift treatment you can't be saved. You don't just drift off to sleep. You slowly die over about a week in terrible pain and vomiting blood. We must not fuck about with paracetamol.

They're definitely somewhere in the flat, so I will eventually find them. But having no safety net is really wrecking my head.

It's actually pretty hard to die from an ibuprofen OD, but still don't do it. It'll still give you really shitty and painful gastritis.

Jim Radcliffe pointing at a visibly weary Luke Shaw: "unless you can explain in one sentence what this does then we don't need one"