Software engineer at Bloomberg LP Views are my own he/him Parody of a real software engineer and grown up. @sdowney@mastodon.social

New York, NY
It's my fault you can't `throw 💩;` anymore.
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🤔 What if writing faster C++ code actually meant writing *simpler* code? Incredibly excited to share that I'll be giving my first-ever keynote at @CppCon 2025: ➡️ “More Speed & Simplicity: Practical Data-Oriented Design in C++” cppcon.org/2025-keynote-vitt… #cpp #cplusplus #gamedev
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C++26 is going to have Reflection! I am very excited about that fact, so I wrote a new #cpp post with a very cool example. We're taking a JSON string and turning it directly into a C++ object: brevzin.github.io/c++/2025/0…
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Preprocessor embed is in C++26. You can go bother your vendors to put it in. The offset parameter may make it through as well, meaning it will go in fully complete and not need a second standards revision to patch the offset(3) parameter in. It's finally, truly, over.
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X - Smoke and Fiction
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Are you using C++ 20 Modules in production yet?
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as USB-C, is in fact, USB-C/USB3.2, or as I've recently taken to calling it, USB-C plus USB3.2. USB-C is not a protocol unto itself, but rather a connector specification.
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I've always enjoyed looking at ligers. You too? The liger is a hybrid offspring of a male lion and a female tiger. It's the largest of all known extant felines. Notably, ligers typically grow larger than either parent species. This one is 922 pounds (418.2 kg)! Source: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F…
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Reminder that if you're out there looking for a male-to-male extension cord - don't do that.
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We must return fire. "NASA’s Psyche spaceship has fired a laser beam at Earth from 16 million kilometres away" cosmosmagazine.com/space/exp…
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As it's Black Friday, you can snag a copy of Mastering Emacs with a 20% discount! masteringemacs.org/book
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Remembering R.L. Burnside, born on this day in 1926 in Lafayette County, Mississippi. Here he is playing "See My Jumper Hanging on the Line" at his home in Independence, Mississippi in 1978. Filmed by Alan Lomax and preserved by @LomaxArchive
Dust-to-Digital
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just use magit 🧙
git discussion bingo card
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I dislike it because I've parsed it holistically and found it wanting intellectually, morally, and aesthetically. If you like something, it's because you're actually a bad person and there's something disgusting and vile in there that slakes your mutant bloodlust
Replying to @TychoBrahe
What if you dislike something I happen to like?
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The king of England was a vampire at the time
"The poorest man may, in his cottage, bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter, the rain may enter, but the King of England may not enter." — William Pitt, 1763.
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