david
@semisauced

optimization guru | machine learning engineer #TimeToHunt

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Joined October 2012
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Overcooked a steak so I turned it into a sandwich
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14 years of brain damage! #MyXAnniversary
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bacon chatgpt dox
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Song of the day on.soundcloud.com/qek8tOZxnQ…
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I would like to propose Red Flag Laws for buying a FLX-4. I am anti Red Flag laws for guns because then I wouldn’t be able to shoot myself in the face after listening to Talk to You x Think of You mashup
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imagine needing to tell your family they're moving to winnipeg
NHL
@NHL
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WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER! 👀 Connor Hellebuyck is headed to the @NJDevils!
Top: Connor Hellebuyck on ice in a Jets uniform. Below the photo is the Devils logo on a red background, “trade” in black text on a white background, and the Jets logo on a dark blue background. Bottom: in white text on a black background reads, “New Jersey receives G - Connor Hellebuyck. Winnipeg receives F - Nick Bjugstad, F - Alexander Command, F - Dawson Mercer, G - Nico Daws, 2027 7th-round pick, 2029 2nd-round pick”.

ALT Top: Connor Hellebuyck on ice in a Jets uniform. Below the photo is the Devils logo on a red background, “trade” in black text on a white background, and the Jets logo on a dark blue background. Bottom: in white text on a black background reads, “New Jersey receives G - Connor Hellebuyck. Winnipeg receives F - Nick Bjugstad, F - Alexander Command, F - Dawson Mercer, G - Nico Daws, 2027 7th-round pick, 2029 2nd-round pick”.

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this mersiv album is absolutely cracked out of its mind
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is it acceptable to order a sushi party platter all for yourself?
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listen... i am on a marco hiatus... that closing party set was genuinely upsetting
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If we start talking now we can break up by Art Basel
Puuhffy@puuhffy
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Space knows y’all love going back to ur ex’s that’s why they keep throwing the same djs on the line up
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I think I'm gonna dress up as a white boy with a little bit of motion for Halloween
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Brickell is my least favorite New York City neighborhood
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panthers loss cope meal (tournedos rossini)
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How it feels to watch a political ad in Florida
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I have caved and bought a Basel event so see yall at FT Wednesday for Chlär, Annē, and Rizardo 🤪
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Haha heyyyy
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honestly we should just keep giving him increasingly stupid things to rename so he never has time to do anything with actual consequences
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Oct 22
BREAKING: Trump reveals he personally called Google’s CEO to request that the Atlantic Ocean be renamed “Trump Ocean.”
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b3k-holing@b3kholing
Oct 22
Replying to @semisauced @marcello124
BENDER U.S. TOURRRRR
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