Hi. I’m Kuno.
If you’re new here, that’s okay. I used to do the talking. Now Chesnyy has the job, and there’s a puppy coming up who is going to need all of you. I just wanted to say hello properly. If I get a little slobber on the booper buttons, that is historically accurate.
I’m a black-and-tan Rottweiler from Alberta. As a puppy I had several seizures. That scared people. Some thought it was hormones because I was growing like I had somewhere to be. I outgrew them. Good thing, too, or I would not have been right for the work. The important part is this: my mistress still chose me. She knew about the seizures and picked me anyway. That is the first time somebody looked at me and said I was enough.
Her name is Marla. I mostly thought of her as mine. She lost both her legs to sepsis. When she came home, the world had gotten sharper. Not just stairs and snow. Attitudes. The kind where people look at a wheelchair like the person in it is already finished. Like she should be grateful, quiet, and out of the way. I did not like that. I was polite about it. Mostly.
We did not start famous. We started with “can you get that?” and “stay with me” and a lot of practice in the living room. I learned to pick up keys. Open doors. Help with transfers. Walk beside the chair without becoming a speed bump. She trained me because the waitlists were years long, and years is a lot of life to spend waiting for help. In 2020 I passed my public access testing and became a government-qualified service dog. One of the first Rotties in Alberta to do that. I was very normal about it. I only thought about it every day.
Then the job got real.
Sometimes the power chair dug itself into the snow and I had to pull. Snow in the nose. Chair heavier than pride. Sometimes a curb ramp was so dilapidated we got hung up on it, half on the street, half not, while people walked around us like we were a traffic cone with feelings. Those days lived in my shoulders. I still did them. That is what partners do.
I could smell when she was in pain. Humans think they hide it. They do not. I would lean in and stay. Late at night I got up to make sure she made it to the bathroom safely, even after a very professional perimeter check. Then bed snacks. The sacred ones. A story. A nibble. Her voice going soft. She told me she loved me over and over and over, like she was afraid I might forget. I never forgot. Sometimes there were tears. I knew the taste of them. I believed she was more beautiful than bacon. I do not say that lightly. Bacon is policy.
We had good adventures too. Dog shows. Hotel beds. Hunting for a meatball in a tree in the park, which remains an elite sport. I loved bedtime stories. I adored her singing, even though she sounded like she was related to a cow. I did not mention that while on duty. It seemed unfair.
I also had an internet love,
@CanadianPenny1. Prettiest pup in Canada. She sent gifts taped like she was defending them from raccoons. Nothing says I love you like bacon, but Penny came close. She is here with me now. Interwoof love counts. I checked.
You counted too.
Some of you were here from the start. Some of you just got here. Either way, you made a lot possible. Not with speeches. With help, cheering, snacks for the road, and the decision that a woman in a chair and a big Rottie belonged in the middle of things. Community turns a stuck-in-the-snow life into one that still has Sunday breakfasts and little victories. I made it to the top of a snow pile once and decided that was good enough for the day. You were our snow pile people.
I am not writing like I just left. I’ve been gone a while. I am checking in.
Please keep looking after my person. She is brave and tired and still trying. Please keep cheering Chesnyy. She has my old job and she is doing it for real, not as a photocopy. Please keep raising that puppy like the world-changer he is going to be. He will need manners, naps, and people who believe he is more than a cute caboose.
And I need you to know this.
I still care about you. There is a superhero in you. Not the cape kind. The kind that holds a door, shares cheese, learns a better attitude, and decides disabled people get to stay in the world. You have the potential to change that world. You can make someone smile. You can make someone’s job easier. You can probably even make bacon. That is a lot of power. Use it kindly.
A few woofs, with only a little slobber:
Love the one that gives you cheese.
A kiss is worth a thousand woofs.
Very few things cannot be improved by bacon and nose boops.
Celebrate the little victories. Top of the snow pile counts.
Don’t give up on your ball. Sitting and staring at the couch will not bring it back.
Some see an empty scoop. I see a scoop ready for food. Perspective is everything.
You can’t eat the treat if your teeth are still clamped on the old thing. Letting go is a skill.
Sleep well to dream big. Morning is for chasing the dream so it has to keep up.
Dance like the entire world wants to dance with you. Tail-chasing is cardio. Dream-chasing is the point.
Most things can be made better with a treat, an ear rub, and some love. Most of the leftover problems can be made better with a well-timed poop. I stand by this.
If this story makes you want to help, help them. Help my mistress. Help Chesnyy. Help the puppy. That is the work now. I already got the grass that never turns to ice, Penny beside me, and the knowledge that I was chosen on purpose.
Tell my person I liked the bedtime stories.
Tell her I heard every I love you.
Tell Chesnyy she is doing fine.
Tell the puppy there are meatballs in trees if he looks properly.
Tell Penny’s mom and dad she is not lost. She is here, she still knows who loved her first, and I am taking good care of their girl. Thank them for sharing her with the Interwoof, and with me.
Tell yourselves I see the good in you.
I was a big derpy service dog with opinions, a crush, snow in my whiskers, and a whole Interwoof I loved.
You were my people.
You still are.
— Kuno
Black-and-tan. Chosen on purpose. Qualified. Still on your side.
ALT Kuno, a black and tan godsend