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This is for all the writers ( and want to be writers) in this beautiful community ๐โ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ป๐. This gave me some serious guffaws and I hope it does for you as well ๐๐ผ๐. Happy writing โ๐ผ๐๐ผ. @LouDPhillips @DzintraSullivan @ChrisBohjalian @therealSIR3 @hwinkler4real @AuthorFleur @donnacox1021 @drdoomed01 @jameshealyjr
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Anyone hiring a mid level security engineer? Obviously I talk a lot about security in here, but I'm a backend engineer.
It would be cool to work a job that does both (maybe this was my sign to pursue it) - DM's open for warm intros pls
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RT @PeterHotez: Gene Tierney contracted rubella while pregnant with one of her two daughters. This was before MMR vaccine became availableโฆ
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I feel like the @TheOnion will see this and think "Why didn't we do this?"
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Another Russian data center has migrated to the cloud.
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As I prepare to fork over money to an attorney Iโm reminded of something an old boss used to say:
The lawyers always win
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02:30 PM: "Simple Scalable Privacy: Unleashing OpenWRT, Pi-hole, Unbound, & Bind9" by Jonathan Haack in Room 340 #SeaGL2026 #cloud #openwrt #pihole pretalx.seagl.org/2026/talk/โฆ
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02:30 PM: "Security shoot-out: LTS vs regular release systems" by Gordon Messmer in Room 332 #SeaGL2026 #security #FLOSS #opensource pretalx.seagl.org/2026/talk/โฆ
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So I got to a point of creating the desiccant carrier and the lid, but with no gaskets or plugs and even then the hygrometer went from 67 to 15 overnight.
There is a remixed improved design that should work even better.
The dry boxes are going to rock.
Will do!
I've resumed a project that might interest you:
printables.com/model/1606655โฆ
It uses a few parts you can purchase from Amazon (All linked, but you might use rolled steel coil instead of badge holders).
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Sadly Katie didn't even make it to Saturday so SNL couldn't parody her.
But Canada did.
And it's fantastic.
This Hour Has 22 Minutes
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Dear Texans,
In the video El Sayed clearly and plainly disavows The Muslim Brotherhood multiple times.
Might remember that the next time Ted โFled to Cancunโ Cruz is up for reelection.
Lying Senators need to be retired.
๐คฆโโ๏ธ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
Community note
When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely"
x.com/AbdulElSayed/sโฆ
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OH THEY ALL ATE SO BAD OMFG๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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Abdul El-Sayed gives a BRILLIANT response to a guy asking him is he disavows the Muslim Brotherhood (he disavows them).
Why doesn't every Christian candidate get asked if they disavow the Proud Boys, or the KKK, or other Christian Nationalist terrorists?
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