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doctor doctor, send me some nudes..
i got a… bad case of fuckin dudes
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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ordering more chicken katsu from a different place ive been meaning 2 try.. it has curry too i can try Idk if ill like it but it was cheap!!
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RT @Giggle_Rat: @silIything And dat old lady who was fucking horrified and thought we needed help. Or were maybe homeless. And stared at us…
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It’s not just me helming this ship. When the captain takes his leave and the girlfriend takes the watch it’s not my fault if any crew members get thrown overboard, if you know what i mean.
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