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if your girl:
- drinks a lot of water
- causes drama
- remembers everything
that's not your girl, that's a data center
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if you are someone who needs to relax before you unpack when you get back from a trip, you will marry someone who needs to unpack in order to relax
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might be time to rotate the make and model of your first car and your mom’s maiden name
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just finished You Can See Everything and the whole theater just sat in silence for 5 minutes
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noticing something
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help someone just referred to my husband as “the compute guy” and it’s going to his head
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I wonder if dentists have a higher rate of trust issues since everyone lies to them about flossing
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okay fine who wants to sponsor this
Okay, @sonofalli is *very* close to creating a hot ones/daydrinking with seth meyers/chicken shop type show with fun guests
Please show her some love in the comments to let her know that she SHOULD
I will buy her the most decked out professional equipment for this
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