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i am the last living celebrity
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every SNL documentary is like “man, we broke all the rules. we were breaking rules we didn’t even know existed. i mean we broke so many rules that NBC had to invent new rules for us to break”and then it cuts to archival footage of a sketch that’s just this:
Dr. House??? ugh what’s next, a chief surgeon named Apartment Building?
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it was used in Paper Towns which reminded me that Paul Westerberg did the score for the forgettable Ashton Kutcher animated film where he plays a deer Open Season
'swingin party' is by far the most popular replacements song on spotify... is this a harness your hopes situation or was i unaware of which replacements songs were actually popular
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Keith Haring, Grace Jones, Fela Kuti and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Studio 54, New York City, 1986 by Andy Warhol
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my dear friend put my film onto VHS and designed the cover and everything for me for my birthday😭
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my friend was just like “do you know this band? my family loves them we listen to this song every year” and not only have i never heard of them in my life, literally nothing could have prepared me for what this sounds like. genuine tears streaming down my face
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I recreated Goose to prove it’s not as hard as you think
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The comedy stylings of Don Muraco and Mr Fuji. One of the best segments of WWF TV ever.
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that show was called the West Wing because it was so intwestwing
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they’re calling my bill outstanding I must be really good at paying them
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I think it’s the melancholy production of it that sounds like a person realizing their childhood is dead that makes it fit in so well with the rest of the album
When did people start thinking the lyrics of this song were anything but conservative sentimentality? I mean sure the music is nice…
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Really interesting how Spider-Man didn’t intervene on this particular assault
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Finally watched My Dinner with Andre! Really enjoyed it. Talked about the film and watching all these "My Dinner With..." films in my review. Probably wouldn't recommend anyone else do this!
For the last year I've been doing a project where I watch every film with "My Dinner with" in the title, culminating with me eventually watching My Dinner with Andre. I've seen them all, or all the ones I could find anyway. Tomorrow I watch Andre. Here's every one I've seen:
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So true because he slaughters children at a school then murders his pregnant wife
The White male experience
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once again on the twitter treadmill
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Ignoring quote tweets because those are cheating
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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I bet Fjord is spelled "B J O R D"
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