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Never getting in a Lear 60 again
And with commercial being 10x cheaper and 10x safer, I’m only flying the big iron from the majors
What’s the point of saving two hours on average when you have starlink on 50% of @united flight already
See you in the lounge besties
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Women then: I met my husband at church. He took me to get a milkshake.
Women now: We met on Hinge. He was my 437th match this month. Not sure what to do about this situationship. He’s kind of clingy. He texted me twice last week. He only makes $185k. I’m 38 and know my worth.
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Your grandparents met once at a church picnic and stayed married for 61 years. You have personally evaluated 11,000 people on your phone and eat dinner standing over a sink.
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I’ve been saying.
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A university study has found a link between football preferences and political views! 🤯
According to the study, people who prefer Lionel Messi are more likely to hold LEFT-WING political views, while those who prefer Cristiano Ronaldo are more likely to lean towards the RIGHT-WING.
— L'EQUIPE
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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Needs to be studied why football players prefer Target moms and basketball players prefer obese porn stars.
If she was a black woman she would have left him right then and there when she realized he was door dashing. But not this queen right here. She stayed at his lowest and now she's living better than ever being a NFL Wife. Black men go where you are loved. #wakeupblackmen
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My dream is to be a fired football coach
Mike Norvell will be owed $50.3 million, which is subject to offset and mitigation. Per @aadelsonESPN, he just informed the team of his dismissal.
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