Footgun-wielding yak shaver in for the hard yakka.

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Google Cloud's London region went down this morning and took UK banking with it. Revolut lost card payments, transfers, ATM withdrawals, and sign-ins. Lloyds, HSBC, Royal Mail, and Rightmove all reported problems. Cause: a power event in one London zone. Revolut runs its global systems on Google Cloud. One zone lost power and millions of people could not touch their money. Single-region is not an infra strategy. It is a bet.
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Hanlon’s razor strikes again!
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We just released uv 0.13.4, which updates our bundled certs in response to the eMudra incident. This is a huge deal, and not unique to uv! It affects much of open source due to bundled CAs in certifi, webpki-root-certs, etc. Please upgrade anything that bundles CA certs.
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It appears these intermediary certificates were issued with single-byte P-384 private keys. This means anyone can exploit this issue locally and issue valid certificates under them with no effort. This is very, very bad! Seems undetected since issuance in 2025?
private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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this is the most beast mode ive ever seen someone go beast mode
Offering boomers market value for their homes:
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i’m CRYINGJFJFJFJFJJFJFFJFJFJFJ hes a quick thinker though ill give him that 😭😭😭😭😭
🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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Replying to @notdvb
He used ALL the best practices
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When Islamic protests starts in the US, they will never expand outside the cities. Because they will start running into guys like this. That's the difference between the Islamic takeover of Europe and the US.
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A pair of scissors cutting a single hair.
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How do you even generate an RSA key with d=4, I ask, not wanting to be told the answer.
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private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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Just woke up to this. It's going to be a fun day.
private keys from 8 intermediate CA certs have been compromised (eMudhra) Happy "Update everything" day to all my pager-carrying friends emudhra.we-have-a-problem.co…
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How can Revolut allow for a SPOF so big ???? App is down, Payments don't work, cards ( even physical ) don't work and you can't transfer money out. Insane fumble...
We are currently experiencing a service disruption affecting multiple services. We can confirm that all our customers’ money and data are safe. We’ve been working to fix the issue since it was identified this morning and apologise to anyone affected and for any inconvenience caused.
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BREAKING: Multiple banks suffer disruption after Google says 'multiple' Cloud services suffer network failures in Europe
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‼️ BREAKING: OVHcloud's official CLI was hijacked in a supply chain attack. A hacker used a developer's GitHub account to plant a binary built to grab secrets in versions v0.11.0 to v0.15.0.
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Since you don’t welcome us, we don’t welcome you, either. Fair enough.
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Is the sky falling down.
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now that we're fully in the vibe coding era can we please go back to making websites that look like this
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