rigatoni@thatrigatoni

the baked noodle of DC 🍝 think of all the pastabilities! ♓️

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Joined October 2022
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Those fuckass cicadas in the background of every EVA episode:
News to Remember
@allchronology
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Yes, this is real. Yes, this is from today. Yes, he is fucked in the head.
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Juggalo Jesus@da_porgy
Oct 30
"That's it, gloves are coming off!" I say, revealing my knuckle tattoos that say I-M-S-C-A-R-E-D
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aj 🧷@ajjordanphoto
Oct 30
“this doesn’t happen to me” have you considered acquiring a network of at least 30 gay guys, drag queens, niche celebrity transsexuals, clubbing lesbians, and sober party girls? if you do then Everything will happen to you
aj 🧷@ajjordanphoto
Oct 30
living in new york is so fun because i don’t ever really need to have Plans. Plans just sort of happen to me. i will end up somewhere and it will be really fun
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can we bop them for that stupid fuckin election mailer too
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS
Oct 29
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
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wdym this is the name of an ESPN commentary show and not a gay NYC circuit party
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Glee got me tweeting again my god lmao
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Get ready for the next Digivolution. DIGIMON BEATBREAK in English dub will premiere with the first five episodes on Crunchyroll this December 27th! #Digimon #BEATBREAK #Anime
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Shes getting more licks in this weekend I can feel it
rigatoni@thatrigatoni
14 Nov 2025
Hillary somewhere beating Billy with a belt
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Farfa 🍉ⵣ@FarfaYGO
20 Dec 2025
Big Chungus has been around longer than Israel
ToonHive
@ToonHive
20 Dec 2025
84 years ago today, the iconic Looney Tunes short ‘Wabbit Twouble’ was released in theaters.
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yall need to commit ***** I’m so serious
QE Infinity
@StealthQE4
18 Dec 2025
Honestly, this is bad man. There’s just zero respect for people anymore. Why would anyone want a data center in their backyard?
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
19 Dec 2025
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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pickle sister: sister i'm piiiiccckkkllleeeddd
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The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.
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landlord asked my pronouns
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Cher
@cher
8 Jan 2019
I Need To Shoot My Phone
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Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭@21stcentury_ML
17 Dec 2025
Can’t wait for the movies in 10 years where we’re supposed to feel sorry for the US soldiers that just had to commit war crimes against Venezuelans
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having a job is so silly. do you guys wanna do little projects together until we die?
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The Onion
@TheOnion
18 Dec 2025
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers theonion.com/trump-announces…

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide....

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why did I check my credit card statement
Linky 🔞👾🕹️
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I’m sorry but I can’t wrap my head around what exactly the US govt though would happen if it trapped IT & tried to “unleash it” on Russia… like what did yall think that archaic entity was gonna do… listen to you? #WelcomeToDerry
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