Ain't no party like the Major Party, cuz the Major Party don't stop.
America, USA
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Remember that secret club you couldn't get into in high school? We're that club - but we saved a spot just for you! #frantz2016 #gomajor
We stand with our members and support the right to choose - to choose incandescent or LED light bulbs. But screw you, CFLs. #frantz2016
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Our ticket is complete! Welcome, @skynetforvp, to the Major Party! Together, we'll crush the skulls of our opponents! #frantzskynet2016
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On the critical issue of last name character lengths, our candidate is squarely in the middle. #frantz2016
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The media is saying that only Major Party candidates get to debate. We're flattered, but it won't be much of a debate with just @mwfrantz.
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Some parties hold secret meetings to iron out their party platform. We accept literally any suggestion from members! Fire away! #gomajor
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We are the party of mutually inclusive beliefs. Political disagreement with your neighbor? Stop - you're both right! #gomajor #frantz2016
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There's only one Major Party candidate for President. And he can't believe the way that book you like ended either. #frantz2016
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Finally, a party the represents ALL the beliefs of ALL Americans. Simultaneously. #gomajor #frantz2016
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