Developer, Googler, he/him, 🍍🍕👍, Ravenclaw. Here for now, @tlesher@mstdn.social later. 'It's pronounced /jif/, but it's cool if you want to be wrong.'

Pittsburgh, PA, USA
I'm starting to think you could write a Twitter bot that responds "MISALIGNED INCENTIVES" to every tweet starting with "Why do people..." and it would be correct more often than not.
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Needs more stickers.
WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST REPOST TO ENTER FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. TERMS: stickermule.com/rules/cybert…
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I started using Twitter in earnest at #pycon 2008 (Twitter was small enough and techie enough that PyCon was trending over SXSW). It's appropriate that I'm coming back to it for #pycon2024.
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Going through my early twitter history. So much cringe.
So apple is announcing something about telephones today? That will never work.
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This tweet, just an hour old, hasn't aged well. Twitter is still up, while Pizza Hut's online ordering site is currently as dead as most of their dine-in locations.
If this thing dies, let’s meet here
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IMHO, Twitter is El*n's "midlife crisis" Corvette. He's driving it way faster than he knows how to control it, and it's going to end up totalled.
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Tim Lesher retweeted
If Twitter dies, I’m launching Yinzer.
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All the cool kids are doing it. @tlesher@mstdn.social #TwitterMigration #Mastodon
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I can't not hear this.
Hello, Friend.
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Don't tell me what to do, baked good.
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Python riddle--solve for x: >>> list1 = [] >>> list2 = [] >>> list1.append(x) >>> list2.append(list1[0]) >>> len(list1) == len(list2) True >>> list1 == list2 True >>> x in list1 True >>> x in list2 True >>> list1[0] == list2[0] False
I really would like to read about the person who inherited a library card to the Library of Alexandria. #TheSandman
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"Quantity has a quality all its own." "Meh. Quantity ∈ ℕ but Quality ∈ ℤ."
I started 3d-printing something related to The Expanse, and 30 minutes later Twitter suggested following one of the actors from The Expanse.

ALT Hmm Suspect GIF

Entropy is the reason you can install the last item in a gargantuan chain of dependences and everything works, but uninstalling the first item in a gargantuan chain of dependencies results in a trash fire.
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Today, for the first time in years, I checked out physical books from a physical library by handing a physical card to a physical librarian. It felt like some kind of historical reenactment.
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So apparently today is my fifteen year twitterversary. Yay or something.

ALT Mad Grumpy GIF

Umm, @jessenoller, you might want to know... your mushrooms are talking behind your back. royalsocietypublishing.org/d…
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I don't think Google has talked about this publicly before. Good stuff.