Joe Rogan is not buying the official narrative about Charlie Kirk murder suspect Tyler Robinson 🧐 - The strange decoy who is now in jail and cannot be interviewed. - The “Modern looking” rifle that was apparently from WW1 with no serial code. - Dismantling the rifle: “They said that he took it apart and put it back together again…. ‘Shut the f*ck up.’ It makes no sense.” - How was he not spotted on the roof? No drone footage? - Was he even the shooter? Maybe a patsy? - The official story: “This story is horsesh*t. None of these things make any sense to me.”

😡 HEATED NET ZERO CLASH: KWARTENG BRANDS JENRICK A “CLIMATE DENIER” – JENRICK FIRES BACK “YOU’RE A NET ZERO ZEALOT!” Robert Jenrick and his old Conservative Party colleague Kwasi Kwarteng clashed live on Peston, trading insults over net zero policies. Jenrick points out that Labour are shifting green levies from energy bills into general taxation. That doesn’t save anyone a penny. It just hides the cost while they keep driving the ideological net zero 2050 fantasy. He says this guarantees high energy prices forever. British industry is being crushed. He visited a factory where energy costs are eight times higher than the same company’s plant in Texas. Glass, steel, ceramics and car manufacturing are all “doomed!”. Kwasi Kwarteng then lazily accuses Jenrick of being a “climate change denier” for wanting to scrap net zero legislation. This shows where the Tories are. Same position as Labour. All in for net zero and if you disagree you’re a climate change denier. Pathetic. Jenrick hit back saying “You were a net zero zealot when you were in office and that destroyed heavy industry in this country and that was very very damaging. Good jobs were lost. Factories were lost.” Net zero continues to wreak havoc on this country and nothing is going to change under Burnham. They’re just moving things around while the cost stays. I agree with Jenrick. Most of the country does too. Scrap the lot. Technological progress will handle emissions the way it always has. Stop wasting billions on policies that destroy British industry while making no meaningful difference to global carbon emissions.

This is absolutely wild. 👀 “Deadly” Doug Ellis introduces Miss Aston Villa to the press and it quickly goes off the rails: “How about that eh? She’s the latest Miss Aston Villa. Isn’t she beautiful? Oh, I’m so pleased.” “I’ve never seen our logo sit so well. Yeah, lovely!” (It’s right across her chest.) “Only problem is she’s got an engagement ring on. I’ve no chance as usual.” He then calls her over: “Come in. Get close to me… Oh yeah. Stick ’em out now — I’ll pull it straight. Nice and tight.” “Isn’t she beautiful? You’ll get lots of modelling jobs after this.” She’s laughing along and doesn’t look obviously uncomfortable, to be fair, though it’s hard to know how she actually felt. The press and the whole room are laughing with him. They seem to be enjoying just as much as him! How do you think this would go down today? 😬 I can already hear the outrage.

Paul Merson has hit out at Mikel Arteta for his reaction to 16-year-old Max Dowman after the teenager was sent off in Arsenal’s Carabao Cup exit to Fleetwood. Speaking on @SkyFootball, Merson strongly criticised the Arsenal manager: “If that’s Gyokeres, he ain’t doing that. That’s what I don’t like. If it was Gyokeres who’s an experienced international, I personally don’t think he does that, but he does that to a 16-year-old kid. You gotta remember he’s an unbelievable talent, but he’s a human being. He’s not the last person to get sent off for Arsenal, he’s not the first.” “For me, I’d have put my arm round him. It’s still 1-1, they’re still in the game. We’ve all said stuff in life and you think ‘I shouldn’t have said that’. For me that’s a classic moment where, if he could have that back, he would do it different.” I’m not so sure about this. I don’t think Arteta was that bad. He had a quick go at him for stupidly getting himself sent off. He’s 16, not 6! He’ll know his manager and the standards expected of him. From what I saw, he only said about four words to him anyway. I think Merson is being a little dramatic about the whole situation.

This is funny 😂 During an interview on @bbc5live, Matt Chorley told Andy Burnham he talks too much at PMQs, and the numbers back it up! Speaker Lindsay Hoyle has repeatedly told the PM off for going on too long. Chorley did the maths and found Burnham talks, on average, far more than his predecessors, up to a WHOPPING 50% more per question! Chorley: “Do you think you talk too much at PMQs?” Yes! He likes the sound of his own voice far too much! Burnham said: “What’s going on here Matt? You’re turning into the PMQs VAR!” He then said people can be the judge. Alright then, Andy. Here’s the verdict: YOU TALK TOO MUCH! Get to the point. Stop waffling and going round the houses. Drop the constant “man of the people” act and just get on with it! There you go. Problem solved. 👍🤣

🤔 BBC Reports on the Boy Who Stabbed a Girl at School and Spoke to His Father. They Chose to Call Him “John” What Is Wrong With the Actual Name? A teenage boy has been convicted of attempted murder after stabbing a girl at Thorpe St Andrew School near Norwich. The BBC interviewed his father about the case and online radicalisation. Then they did something odd: they decided to call him John. The article states: His father, who we are calling John, apologised to the 15-year-old girl injured in the attack on 11 March, saying: “We’re so very sorry for what happened.” John spoke of his fears that young men were being radicalised towards violence and hatred. “You can think… it can never happen to my family or my son couldn’t be involved, but that’s what we thought and that wasn’t the case.” Yet the BBC withholds his real name. This is unusual. The boy cannot be named because of his age. That is standard. Naming the father would not identify the child. Using a generic name like John when the family is speaking to national media is very strange. What is his actual name and why is it being hidden? The boy is due to be sentenced in December. The facts of the attack are clear. The media’s selective anonymity around the family is less so.

😡 Robert Jenrick goes head-to-head with Lewis Goodall as the pair clash over ITV’s undercover sting on Reform UK. Goodall challenged Jenrick on @LBC over the findings and why he seemed “angrier with the journalists who have uncovered appalling racism and sexism in your party rather than the people who committed those acts?” Jenrick said they kicked those people out of the party and he’s pleased those people are gone. He then said it’s not right to “go around faking passports” and asked Lewis if he thought that was ok: “You don’t condone that do you?” Goodall: “No, I don’t condone that, but I don’t have the full details.” Jenrick said they “breached the law” and added: “ITV and C4 have it in for Reform because they represent change. Where is their documentary about the Tory Party?” Goodall: “You seem angry. You seem angry with the people who have actually uncovered appalling racism and misogyny in your party, rather than be angry with the people themselves.” Tbf to Jenrick he already said they were wrong and they kicked them out of the party immediately, so what more can he do? What’s the point of banging the same drum when he’s answered. Jenrick: “I just hate double standards Lewis. The media are not scrutinising the other political parties.” He then gave some shocking examples of people from other parties who have done things that have not been reported, like one Conservative councillor who “threatened to hold a knife to the throat of a colleague” and described the wife of another councillor as a “TikTok bride” and he was PROMOTED by the Tory Party and is now a shadow cabinet member of the local council. He gave another example of a Labour MP suspended for an alleged fraud and said none of these get any media scrutiny. Jenrick: “I hate the hypocrisy and a lack of a level playing field.” Lewis then said: “Why is it hypocrisy to discover there are racists in your party? Shouldn’t you be glad that you’ve got rid of the racists?” Again, Lewis, he’s already said that! You’re going around in circles. Jenrick repeated himself for good measure anyway: “Of course I’m glad that those people have gone! We want those people gone!” Goodall: “You should be commending the journalists who discovered it.” Jenrick: “We all know what’s going on here Lewis. Don’t treat your readers like fools. They know what’s happening. They know that because Reform wants to break up the old two party system of the Tories and the Labour Party then their cronies in the media want to support them, because half the media are part of these parties!” Goodall: “I think they can see what’s happening. They’re seeing a politician who’s scared that you’re on the down and are saying ‘look over there’.” Not sure what more Lewis wants. Jenrick condemned those responsible and booted them from the party. He now wants an investigation into alleged law breaking during that investigation. Fair enough. He’s also right in saying Reform are treated differently. They are scrutinised much more than the other parties. Go undercover for a year into other parties and you will 100 percent find wrongdoing.

🤬 Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta was FURIOUS with 16-year-old wonderkid Max Dowman for getting sent off in the League Cup tie against Fleetwood and gives him both barrels as he leaves the pitch. Can anyone work out what he’s saying? He’s raging! 😤 Arsenal eventually went crashing out on penalties.

Thierry Henry Breaks Silence After Ballon d’Or Ceremony He has addressed the criticism he received after co-hosting the event and explained what actually happened. He responded to claims that he was checking Lamine Yamal’s ego and that he disrespected Kate Scott during the show. On Lamine Yamal: “I wasn’t checking his ego whatsoever. It was a joke. I’m a big fan of Lamine Yamal. I love him.” On the Socrates moment with Kate Scott: “Kate was with me on the joke and you can ask Kate. She did it on purpose to say ‘Socrates’. I understand you didn’t like it, but please stop saying I disrespected Kate. I will never do that. So stop inventing stories.” He finished by saying: “I love Harry Kane, love Lamine Yamal and I didn’t disrespect Kate. Have a good night.” It’s a sign of the times that a few mild jokes require this kind of explanation because people get carried away. He was clearly just having a bit of fun on a big night. He’s not going to stand there and start ripping people. Calm down.

🧐 Mystery Celebrity Battles to Gag Media Over Alleged Pattern of Exploitative Sexual Conduct. 😱 Court Hears Publication Could Prove Fatal! A high-profile but unnamed figure is fighting in the High Court to stop major news organisations from publishing claims that he repeatedly abused his fame and status to pursue inappropriate and exploitative sexual activities with girls and young women. The man, known only as PPT, is currently detained in a psychiatric hospital. Mr Justice Nicklin has made clear he will not decide whether the allegations are true, only whether they can be published. What we know so far: • PPT is seeking a permanent injunction against both The Guardian and ITN (which produces news for ITV and Channel 4) to block the story. • The media organisations say the allegations come from a wide-ranging investigation involving more than 100 people spoken to, including more than 30 first-hand accounts. They describe a pattern of behaviour spanning many years in which PPT allegedly used his power and status to contact young women. • PPT denies the allegations. His barrister, Sara Mansoori KC, told the court that publication “would have a potentially fatal impact”, adding: “The only reason they would not be fatal is because the claimant would be locked up and prevented from his desire to end his life.” • She said he has already attempted suicide twice in connection with the matter. Once after receiving letters from the media organisations and again after absconding from hospital, and has been examined by more than 10 doctors. Mansoori stated: “This is not a case where an individual has spuriously raised ‘mental health’ concerns in the face of an impending publication that they do not wish to occur.” • PPT “has no intention of returning to public life”, according to his legal team. • Lawyers for the media organisations argue there is a strong public interest, citing the similarity of accounts from sources who mostly did not know each other, and noting that “Many of the women who have reported these allegations have been traumatised by the claimant’s alleged conduct and have suffered mental health crises and mental illness as a result”. Mr Justice Nicklin warned against online speculation about PPT’s identity, saying: “The existence of online speculation, however confidently expressed or widely repeated, does not authorise anyone to identify, or purport authoritatively to identify, PPT in connection with these proceedings. Nor does repetition transform speculation into established fact.” The two-day hearing is expected to conclude on Wednesday, with a written judgment to follow.

👀 When the RAF Fairford terror suspect next leaves court, watch the wheelchair.

How did wheelchair-bound Mohmed Abdulkarim allegedly load three heavy metal drums of petrol into vans for the RAF Fairford plot? Is his chair secretly a forklift? Or are we in full Keyser Söze territory, where the guy who looks least capable is actually the one pulling the strings and nothing is as it seems? The Sun says he loaded them. Other reports say he just arranged the drivers. Which version is real? What is actually going on here?

How? Am I missing something here? This from @TheSun: “Wheelchair-bound Mohmed Ahmad Abdulkarim and Nouman Essghir, both 24, were allegedly directed by an Iranian man known only as ‘Ali’, who was believed to be abroad.” “Abdulkarim, described as Ali’s ‘UK-based intermediary’, had allegedly loaded three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dashcams into the vehicles.” How on earth is he capable of doing what he is alleged to have done 🤔

🤦‍♂️ Panto season is nearly here, but at this rate there’ll be nothing left to see. Oh no there won’t! Classics are being gutted or binned left, right and centre because a handful of people can’t cope with fairy tales being fairy tales. Jeremy Vine has been running through the latest casualties: • Sleeping Beauty is out (or heavily rewritten) because she’s asleep when the prince kisses her, so now it’s “non-consensual”. • Cinderella’s ugly sisters can’t be called ugly. Body-shaming, apparently. They’re just “the sisters” now. • Mother Goose is out because of vegan backlash. There was a funny song about vegans and they were furious. • Bluebeard is cancelled because he kills his wives. • Babes in the Wood is out because the children are left to starve in the forest. • Aladdin is problematic because the villains look Middle Eastern and have darker skin than the hero. It’s getting ridiculous. As Christopher Biggins put it, stop taking it all so seriously! Panto is fun, outrageous, tongue-in-cheek nonsense that works for kids, parents and grandparents alike. Enjoy it or don’t go. That’s the deal. I couldn’t agree more. Ignore the wokies. Keep the tradition going. Oh yes we should! 🤣