The WNBA had a special task force meeting of really smart people to determine what the phrase, "Only women may play in the WNBA" means. They determined that this is far too cryptic of a statement for really smart people to decipher in one meeting, and that they will need more time to deliberate.
I suggest finding a cryptanalyst like Alan Turing to figure this out. If someone like Turing could break the German Enigma system, there must be someone somewhere who can decipher a phrase like, "Only women may play in the WNBA."
Hire that person.
I know it is difficult. We use words like 'woman' to throw people off track. It's like when someone asks if I have a pet, I say, "I have a dog named Sherlock." "Dog" is not a word with an established meaning. We assign that word an arbitrary meaning in our Euro-centric, Western culture, but who is to say that someone else could not use that word to mean something else entirely? Perhaps Sherlock is really an aardvark - a German Shorthaired Pointer might be a breed of aardvark. I mean, who can really say? I'm not a biologist, so who am I to use arbitrary terms like 'dog' or 'cheeseburger.'
I had a panic attack at Five Guys the other day when I realized that every item on the menu is listed using an arbitrary term that could mean anything. I ordered jalapeños on my burger and then got a manager when the guy who made my burger did not put on an olive aeoli instead of jalapeños. I tried to explain that jalapeño is an arbitrary term our culture assigns to a particular hot pepper, but that my cultural expression was to use that term to indicate that I want an olive burger, which is conspicuously absent from the Five Guys menu.
The manager was of course perplexed. He too understood that every single word on the menu has a culturally-assigned arbitrary meaning and that there is no way to really know what anyone ordered without accepting that the terms our culture assigns are somehow more correct than what someone else might decide to use. The manager had no solution to this.
He offered me my money back, but what does that even mean? How much did I pay? Did I pay an arbitrary amount like $12.75, or did I assign a different value to the payment I made?
We contacted corporate, and now the Five Guys corporation is going to put together a special task force of really smart people to see if they can invent a way for people to communicate clearly. I suggested that whatever methodology they invent, they might call it 'language,' which I don't think is at this point a word with any established meaning.
I'll let you know how this thing with Five Guys turns out. In the meantime my aardvark needs a walk.