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So… Chainalysis is down now
‼️ Chainalysis, the firm that tracks crypto hackers, was hacked itself.
It told customers in an email seen by ICD that an attacker using "offensive agentic techniques" accessed users' names, emails and role labels.
It says this has nothing to do with the $6.3B Binance heist.
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Treat CEXs like public toilets:
Keep your shoes on, do your business and leave.
completely stopped using self custody and hot wallets this summer after the coldcard attack
various kyc leaks from other providers have reinforced my opinion that self custody needs to reinvent itself before it’s usable
just use cexes and tradfi until then
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Hong Kong now has a live stablecoin issued by HSBC.
Seeing “buy coins” in a banking app feels uncanny.
But also:
Red Coin
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I hope the idea is *not* a sudden reveal of a years-long dormant supply chain attack on YubiKey
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Okay what’s the over/under on a Fast16 analogue already being deployed into key LLM weight training systems
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Laser sharks basically confirmed as not an urban myth.
SITUATION DETECTED: Warhound launched from stealth today with a $200M seed at a $1.2B valuation. Ben Lamm and Palmer Luckey are cloning gene-edited bio-enhanced dogs and equipping them with custom Anduril vests, goggles, and sensors for the military and law enforcement.
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AI is somewhat like alchemy.
Sure, we figured out how to transmute anything into gold.
But turns out, a lot of time the process costs way more than simply digging it up.
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Went out for dinner with all kinds of crypto folk - traders, cryptographers, devs, growth pros.
I paid the bill, everyone sent their share to me.
Not a single person paid back using crypto.
Tsk tsk
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I want to vomit.
We stray further from the divine with every mindlessly vibecoded piece of shit “feature”.
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