Next time you're at work and feeling unmotivated... Just remember there are millions of people on welfare counting on you. So pick up the pace.

Mind = blown 🤯

I don’t see too many of these.

Pumpkin (or related) in a storm drain pool.

Oops (not mine, found in a load of scrap)

Mopar uses a roll pin for this steering joint? WTF is wrong with a screw? It was during the Mercedes ownership period, so German engineering influence and all that?

My wife called me this morning and told me that the truck wouldn't start because there was water in the carburetor. I laughed and said, "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous, you don't even know where the carburetor is. Where's the truck?" She said, "In the lake."

No matter how educated, talented, rich or important you believe you are, how you treat animals tells me everything I need to know about you.

Main Decelerator

A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde woman in economy class gets up, walks to the first-class section, and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She tells the woman, "You paid for economy class, so you'll have to return to your seat in the back." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there's a woman sitting in first class who belongs in economy and refuses to move. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she'll have to return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and tells the pilot they may need to have the police waiting when they land to deal with the woman. The pilot says, You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde, I speak blonde. He walks back to the first-class section, leans down, and whispers something in the woman's ear. "Oh, I'm sorry," she says. She immediately gets up and returns to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed. "What did you say to her to make her move without any fuss?" The pilot says, I told her, First class isn’t going to Toronto….

Mr. Mallard. I don’t see his wife.

What the heck is this? Found on the driveway.