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They see me and they change directions
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Finally watching Crystal lake
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They said that ain’t Mystique that’s Mistake
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I’m legit SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you mean you’re We are the Champions Usher who thought he would be in the middle box 😭
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This had me screaming yesterday! 😂😂
If White People Sold Plates 😭😭 IG: tomfeeback
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u have to be a certain level of comedian to do this actually
Chloe Bailey dresses as Jaguar Wright for Halloween, reenacting Wright’s claim that Chloe is a “replica” of her.
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Sooo I ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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I love Gay Halloween wdym ur Pizza Hut Baddie
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Omg from bratz
idk who they are but they ate
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Get up and get to it
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People are so funny who comes up with this stuff
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Bitches 35 ordering Halloween costumes u pose to be handing out candy
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RT @mminadoll: ill be afraid to be post myself and then i remember theres ppl who post shit like this and go on about their day https://t.c…
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sorry, wym i can’t walk around naked in MY OWN HOUSE
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That lady in yellow got on her ass ! Cause yes fuck them niggas YOU HAD ENOUGH! Take care of them damn kids!!!! 14 is insane
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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Na this is funny I’m childish
EU TO MORRENDO DE RIR DESSE VIDEO TEM UNS 5 MINUTOS PQP
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They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it. There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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This is funny af I’m sorry
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Girl, what??? 😭😭😭😭😭
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