I remember when I first moved to the uk and I was job hunting as a masters student. I went to next store to apply for a job with a physical CV. Met the manager and he said please apply online. Right there in his front I applied online and immediately I got unfortunately email less than 3 minutes after. He was so confused and I laughed. He collected the physical CV from me and gave me the job after 2 days. Most of these job applications don’t even reach the recruiters but get rejected by AI or a model that selects. It’s crazy.

I really love this two. So apparently when they got married, the man had no money and they had to live with the wife’s parents. The wife worked and paid bills yet she never looked at him less or treated him like a nonentity. In a world where marriage is a purely transactional calculation between men and women these days, this short video is a breath of fresh air

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Democratic Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari wants to pause advanced AI and ban superintelligence on day 1. AI investment makes up about a third of all US economic growth this year.

He was set am up…. God saved him, he would have found himself back in Lagos😭💔

we're fucked. absolutely fucked. the ai trade is over. we all top blasted and holding bags now. i can't believe it. how could we have been so wrong. this market makes no sense. my spleen hurts. i haven't seen green in such a long time. i miss money. i miss smiling. i miss sleeping not checking my phone every 1 min. i miss waking up happy. i should've just stayed in cash like a good boy. im like icarus flew too close to the sun. my ego got the better of me. there is no alpha. only luck. lady fortuna has left us to fend for ourselves. faith does not work. praying does not work. i am tired. hedgies are waging war and we are caught in the middle. how do you survive this. when will it end.

Patient died of a UTI (urinary tract infection) because the antibiotic he needed was out of stock. Spent a week just basically watching and waiting for him to die. Perfect example of system failure and why this vote is so important. People are literally dying!

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Democrats face a push for a “day 1” ban on AI superintelligence, with up to 20 YEARS in prison for violators. Arizona Rep. Yassamin Ansari says a pause on advanced AI and a ban on artificial superintelligence must be “top of the Democratic agenda on day 1.” A bill that would do exactly that was introduced by Bernie Sanders and Greg Casar in September. Under the bill: - Developing or deploying superintelligent AI would be banned - Advanced AI development would pause until a new federal regulator sets rules and a model review process - A new cabinet-level AI department would monitor frontier models and oversee removing dangerous capabilities, like ignoring shutdown commands - Companies that try to get around it would face the “corporate death penalty” - Individuals would face up to 20 years in prison AI and data centers were a “crucial or major factor” for 56% of voters in the midterms, per an NBC News exit poll.

Companies dawgg. Put in resignation and they start offering you what they would have rejected if you just asked

🚨 BREAKING: Hackers are hitting the world's money system in 7 places at the same time. This is what Covid looked like in week 1. A few banks. A few apps. Nobody called it a crisis. 1/ France: more than €118 million (about $133 million) was pulled out of Crédit Mutuel Arkéa over several days and turned into crypto. Today its app was down and EVERY transfer was blocked. The bank says customers lose nothing. 2/ Belgium: on October 28, the federal finance ministry said a cyberattack hit it. The online tax portal was SHUT and tax deadlines will be pushed back. 3/ Eurozone: on October 22, the European Central Bank, the bank behind the euro, confirmed that attackers planted malware on one of its websites. 4/ South Korea: at least 9 banks targeted since late September by an attacker using an AI hacking agent. At Shinhan Bank alone, about 25,000 customers had their names, phone numbers, incomes and loan limits exposed. 5/ Japan: hackers broke into GMO Internet and demanded $50 million in crypto. The prime minister promised an emergency anti-cyberattack package. 6/ At least 14 countries: China-linked hackers used AI agents to attack 200+ organisations in just 11 days. Finance was on the target list. 7/ Crypto: more than $6 billion drained from Binance hot wallets on 11 blockchains on October 29, most of it in about 30 minutes. The FBI says North Korea did it. Now zoom out. Hackers now send AI agents to do the work. The French money left over several days before the bank confirmed anything. Fake IDs passed the crypto exchanges' checks. About $63 million in stablecoins became 27,553 Ether in 4 hours. Part of it vanished into Monero, a coin built to hide who sends and who receives. Covid locked the streets. This time the lock is on the bank app, and €118 million is already gone. Nobody is calling this a crisis yet. But central bankers already plan for the day the hackers get in. The G7 agreed to run drills that simulate AI attacks on banks. The ECB gave eurozone banks until October 31 to hand in AI cyber defence plans. And last month the IMF chief warned we may end up with "lots of people with shoeboxes under their beds." We confirm every attack on banks and exchanges before we post it. Follow for the next confirmed case, and share this with anyone whose salary lands in a bank account.

Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind. I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww

I dey meeting phone 10% Laptop 11% I went to check the generator to no fuel😭😭😭 I couldn’t even tell the person because he’s abroad, and we’re just trying to work together, and he's not here. I just went to carry my brother's laptop praying it's charged; at least let me have a phone to use! Iwo olorun how do I compete with the global market with this type of thing?

I’m telling you there’s no light you’re telling me to buy solar. You must be stupid

They were waiting on those results, immediately putting data centers outside of America 🤣

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE ENTIRE AI COMPLEX TURNS RED???

Dumb Employee: 1st Year Salary: 70,000 2nd Year Salary: 73,500 3rd Year Salary: 77,000 4th Year Salary: 81,000 5th Year Salary: 85,000 Smart Employee:

Wall Street is declaring the AI infrastructure buildout is DEAD. Welcome to the AI BEAR MARKET. A captain goes down with his ship.

BREAKING: The Dow Jones Industrial Average surges over +1,100 points as markets open for the first time since the Democrats "swept" the Midterm elections. US stocks just added over +$1 trillion in market cap at the open.

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RT @FowobiofLagos: Viewers discretion ‼️ A dispatch rider was attempting to ride up a basement ramp when his motorcycle suddenly slipped…

𝟓𝟏 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 🟥 A massive brawl broke out during the U20 clash between Uberlândia and Mamoré, resulting in 𝟰𝟯 players and 𝟴 coaching staff members being sent off 🥊 The chaos started in stoppage time after Mamoré scored their third goal. Players and staff clashed near the bench, forcing the referee to abandon the match 😳 According to the referee’s report, even 𝗦𝗜𝗫 ball boys got involved, while chairs and stretchers were reportedly thrown during the fighting. The 51 expulsions surpass the previous Guinness World Record of 36 from 2011, although official recognition of a new record has not been confirmed 🏆 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 😭