✊ Senior writer on upcoming BioShock || TV actor // writer // hacker || early @twitter acquisition || lead gameplay dev + writer on @neocabgame

Los Angeles
Based in United States
Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.
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@adamgryu Such a wonderful, intimate, joyful game. My 6yo daughter did some fan art. Cc @legobutts
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oh dear god i'm old. remember when we could just pick a color team and the internet was weird? #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Wife: I don’t know why the shower isn’t draining Me: No problem, I’ll just –OH DEAR GOD WHY Clog: Y̶̢͈̝̭͇̊̾̎͊͝O̵̭̭̰̱̔Ü̷̱͔̊̔̄͝ ̷͚̂W̴͕͉̏͌O̴͕͋̽͗̾R̷͔̗̿̕̕͠S̵͓̗̍H̸̺̿́Ĭ̵̢̟̺͓̙̈́Ṕ̷̯̖͐̑̓͜ ̶̡͕͎̿̾͝ͅḾ̵̦̥̯̦̖Ë̴̢̬̻́̅̽ ̷̧̧͓̼͖̓͆N̷̛̜͕̭̼̳͝Ö̴̦̣̖̔̅̿ͅẄ̸͔̤̈͠
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When you finally finish that writing deadline
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Streaming @FARtheGame again tonight! 8pm pacific. Indie Games and Bad Advice. twitch.tv/awmcclain
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Being a dad is really easy.
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Me on election day 2016 vs me on election day 2017 (I stole this)
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@MieleUSA Found this screw in the bottom of the dishwasher. Does it belong to you?
tfw you perfectly peel three eggs
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I finally made it it Hollywood!
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Guys, Lisa needs to be held.
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When you're on a covert op but you just need a sick polyrhythm
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Current status:
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Just a weekly reminder of the wonder of our secular, pluralistic, multicultural republic. While we still have it. piped.video/watch?v=VMazlB29…
In case there was any doubt she was mine, my daughter makes up stories while she's on the toilet.
E holding up her kitty in solidarity. Because no one will tell my daughter what she can't do, especially POTUS. #WomensMarch
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I mean ordering a burger well-done should prove the poor judgement of the President. @Bourdain
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Replying to @noahlt
Linguistics.
Turns out my daughter is a demon.
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Only 201.714 more puzzles to finish before Election Day.
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Potato photo but she makes my heart melt.
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My journey Around the World in 74 Days inklestudios.com/80days/jour…
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My journey Around the World in 75 Days inklestudios.com/80days/jour…
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Excited @FruitOfTheLoom aired my other spots! Such a fun company. piped.video/watch?v=PfwxzhZ7…
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The best part of taking E to Sqirl is seeing hipsters lose their façades.
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My first below-the-belt commercial. I think it turned out pretty great! piped.video/watch?v=H8oW8hgs…
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CURRENT STATUS Finishing my prototype -manly man super.me/p/SE1j #super
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CHECK OUT Transparent. The best show on television right now. -seriously super.me/p/OOxj #super
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@DanaDanger Want to buy my Ducati Sportclassic? 340 miles on it.
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I shot one second of video every single day of 2014. Take a look at the best year of my life! vimeo.com/115747705
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One last dirty before I go. @bs @finkel
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I'm still waiting for the @augustsmartlock I ordered in June, but apparently if I order now, I'll have one by Xmas.
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I'm not normally one for inspirational quotes, but is just so, so, so true.
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Episode 2 of the Social Network Network News (@snnntheshow) is out! "Airbnb Gone Wrong". Please watch and share! piped.video/watch?v=6UDoeGUN…
10K views in a week! Thank you everyone! If you haven't seen SNNN, take a look and subscribe! piped.video/watch?v=BiwX81hU…
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Current status.
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Current status.
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A great first Father's Day.
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Hey everyone! We're officially launching Social Network Network News. Subscribe for hard-hitting news about selfies. piped.video/watch?v=_0uobdu-…
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This is how this works, right?
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I mean, really?
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"Are these band names?"
Best part of our first Cards Against Humanity session: "Siri, what is queefing?"
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