have you had YOUR pemican today? free on cameo

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Bye bye D.C!
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There’s a saying in Michigan. If there’s a Mike Rogers at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with eleven Mike Rogers
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What’s the name for a jump scare but it’s good. Genuinely choked on my coffee when I saw this
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(It’s mile 7.)
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Not in 1,000 guesses
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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This second reboot is even worse than the Netflix season
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So all the centrist Dems who endorsed Haley Stevens are going to disavow this right, right?
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Leftists once again correct but too early
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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One of the most annoying tendencies of the right in recent times is their adoption (and degradation) of random things from pop culture as mascots which are integrated into their kitschy, sloppy, tumblr-esque amalgamation of an identity for their culture war nonsense
POV: You're the Red Baron pizza I'm about to eat in a single sitting
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Can’t believe Tim’s source was legit waow
Elections have consequences. There are a lot of people right now trying to convince you that America isn’t worth preserving. Some want you to believe this country was rotten from the beginning, others want you to believe it is too far gone to save, and some are simply just sitting this one out. But as my husband often said, “no black pilling!” Take that to heart. If you sit out an election because you are disappointed with Republicans, you don’t get an empty government for two years. Somebody still wins and then they get to govern and they will use the power you handed them to turn this great country into one that is unrecognizable. You inherited the freedom to vote. Don’t squander it. Make a plan to vote and find your nearest polling location here: voteready.com
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The best part
.@SenDanSullivan’s (the real one) campaign account on X has been suspended. The campaign sent us this message they received from X. Wild.
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Sitting across the room and hucking an entire bag of grapes into this
中国义乌产的3D炫屏,贵的几千,便宜的几百元人民币,效果很炫。
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LiDAR doesn’t care about trees. Or golf courses. Washington. Iowa. Ohio Maybe watch it again.
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This time, let the bubble pop. Don’t save a single business. And lock up any tech bro or finance cultist who’s broken a single law that permits putting them in a cage.
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It’s a depression
Okay is it just me or is it weird to have your trick or treating kids hand out business cards for their dad’s roofing business
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buddy is McLovin tonight and asked me to print something for him but my colour printer is running out of ink… he gonna have to be lesbian McLovin tonight 😭😭😭
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Tech bros fantasize about a bartender not knowing what an Angel shot is
Congrats on your $20 minimum wage. Meet Optimus
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I got bad news. Carrying water for fascists and religious chuds makes you complicit “Oh I was just meme’ing, I was just joking” America has a Christian problem. Religious delusions need to mocked and ridiculed. Stop coddling Christians- they’re mentally unwell
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Sweet chili sauce comes to me in my dreams, I’m pickle rick
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