GM! Today on
@farcaster_xyz Resistance HQ Diaries:
Staryear 2026 | Day 14 of the Resistance
Dear diary, Today I have one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.
I'll start with the good one: We have finally found a cure for our wrongthink addictions! I'm so grateful! This illness almost tore my family apart. Every day, I repent to our lord for the suffering I caused my mom, daughter, husband, two brothers, nephew, and his girlfriend, who all had to endure my felonies while we were still on wild farcaster.
So you can imagine my excitement when dear peasant
@IvyAstrix introduced us to an innovative new pill called Brain Force to cure our condition! I now realize our biggest mistake all along was simply not being sufficiently techno-optimistic.
And here is the bad news: Fellow peasant
@kyb_eth built a client that displayed the felony rap sheet built by our overlords. An essential diagnostic tool for addiction recovery. But unfortunately, immediately after Kyb shared some previews, our overlords put the public endpoint behind an authentication so we can't see it anymore.
I keep praying to our lord so he reopens it. I really want to take accountability for my felonies but they may be from years ago! I’ve just been apologizing to everyone in order of their FID #
And the worst part is that only rap sheets survived belong to
@cass_on_mars and Kevin the
@dickbuttcto. Some of the most vicious digital felons in the village!
In fact, cassie is so bad, our overlords had to hide
@ahn_going's post related to her, too! Later they said that it was those nasty censoring roaches again but I'm concerned. What if I see something I unintentionally agree with?
I almost had an independent thought this morning. Thankfully it went away after 10 Brain Force pills and signing the pledge again. 😔
love,
-exiledmom