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🚨 "Many states would consider it a warning sign when a long-time in-state operator like Valero shuts down a major economic asset within its jurisdiction and essentially replaces it in a deal to refurbish an aging, mothballed facility requiring hundreds of millions of dollars in upgrades and repairs in another state. But Gavin Newsom and his regulators appear to regard it as some sort of merit badge." @CAgovernor @ValeroEnergy @LyondellBasell #refining #oil #diesel #gasoline From my new piece at Forbes: forbes.com/sites/davidblackm…
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It was the gas prices at the pump are too damn high election.
Wow. From Raymond James. Trump approval mapped onto average gas prices.
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⚡️David Blackmon⚡️ retweeted
Wow. From Raymond James. Trump approval mapped onto average gas prices.
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Because the polls are garbage and the prediction markets have been corrupted by various Democrat campaigns making big bets to distort them.
regardless of which team you support: how does a 75%+ favorite swing to underdog on election day? why would prediction markets get it that bad? what am I missing here?
Community note
Turek never reached 75%+ in the Kalshi Iowa Senate market; odds peaked around 52% recently after trailing most of the cycle. kalshi.com/markets/senate… polykal.net/midterms/senat… news.kalshi.com/p/iowa-senate-…
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Oh.
The @Kalshi market just flipped for @bofrench and has him at 54%.
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Oh.
BREAKING: Democrats odds to control the Senate decrease on Election Day as Texas, Iowa, Michigan, and Maine shift Republican
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Anyone who has paid attention to AZ election shenanigans over the last decade knows that this phenomenon of an "unforeseen power outage" in a heavily GOP part of Maricopa County happens on EVERY Election Day. EVERY ONE OF THEM.
Due to a power outage, the Vote Center located at the Laveen Elementary School District Office is temporarily closed. Please visit Locations.Maricopa.Vote to find a nearby voting location.
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That is the truest thing I've read all day today. Thanks.
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Genius Ana Navarro buys her hamburger meat in jugs, y'all. "Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon!" Good grief.
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Setting the predicate for mass election fraud, Michigan style:
🚨 UPDATE: "Late ballots" are expected to favor Abdul El Sayed (D) past midnight tomorrow in the Michigan Senate race, so Mike Rogers (R) could hold a near-3 point lead that EVAPORATES by the time everyone wakes up — VoteHub I AM TIRED OF THIS!! Every state needs to go FLORIDA MODE.
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Atlas Intel is an object lesson of how a polling group partnering with a major legacy media outlet destroys polling integrity. Atlas partnered with Bloomberg in late 2024 and its polling has been wildly off the mark since then. Same thing happened to Ipsos (Reuters), Siena (NYTimes) and many others. They're all useless now.
🇺🇸 ATLAS POLL | TEXAS 1⃣ TEXAS GOVERNOR 2026 | Valid votes Democrat Gina Hinojosa holds a narrow 1.6pp lead over Republican incumbent Greg Abbott in the Texas gubernatorial race. 🔵 Gina Hinojosa: 50.1% 🔴 Greg Abbott: 48.5% 🟡 Other: 1.3%
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🚨Help is on the way for American drivers. @ValeroEnergy is buying the shuttered @LyondellBasell Houston refinery on the Houston Ship Channel for $320.5 million and plans to restart roughly 165,000 barrels per day of light sweet crude processing by the end of 2027.⁠ This brings real refining capacity back online after years of U.S. plant closures that tightened domestic fuel supply. Key points: •Capacity return: Restarts 165,000 b/d of light sweet crude processing by year-end 2027, with potential later investment in heavier/sour crude processing. •Strategic location: ~700-acre site sits directly next to Valero’s existing Houston refinery, including storage, marine docks, rail, and logistics assets for better integration across its Gulf Coast system.⁠ •Supply support: Adds gasoline, diesel, and other fuels produced in the U.S., reducing reliance on imports when global markets tighten due to conflicts and disruptions.⁠ •Economic upside: Supports skilled jobs and industrial activity along the Ship Channel; Valero takes on operations plus environmental and employee obligations.⁠ •Context: The plant (one of Houston’s oldest) closed in early 2025 as LyondellBasell exited refining. This deal recovers a meaningful share of recently lost U.S. capacity at a fraction of the cost of building new.⁠ More domestic refining capacity means more fuel made closer to home. While the restart timeline runs to late 2027 and won’t instantly slash pump prices, it strengthens U.S. fuel supply resilience. In a world of geopolitical shocks and shrinking refining capacity, American drivers benefit from companies investing to process more barrels here. This is a concrete step in the right direction. [Link to story in next post.]
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PAY ATTENTION: If Paul LePage wins this race by 5%, Susan Collins might win by 10%.
Maine’s 2nd congressional district 🔴 Paul LePage: 52% 🔵 Matt Dunlap: 47% This would be a 🔵 D -> 🔴 R Flip UNH poll | 10/27-10/31
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Why is Bill Maher wasting his time with this execrable hack, Peggy Noonan? It's like being interviewed by a living fossil.
NEW 🚨: Bill Maher says Trump was “exactly right” to mock reporter over “stupid question” about the plane crash site. This impression is actually pretty good. “They asked him a question about the crash, and they said, ‘Will you visit the crash site now?’ Every other politician would go, ‘Of course, it was a tragedy.’ “And he went, ‘It’s the water. What do you want me to do, swim there?’ And I was like, exactly. F*ck right. You’re exactly right. It’s a stupid question. And you got just the answer you deserve.”
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⚡️David Blackmon⚡️ retweeted
cbsnews.com/news/disney-univ… Over 200 arrested in a sex trafficking/pedo sting in FL, including 17 Disney employees. By my count this is 17 major stings since Trump was reelected. Gee, do you think maybe these leads are all coming from the Eppy Files?
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Officials in the Big 12, ACC, and SEC spent all day Saturday protecting their highest-rated conference teams. This is nothing new, and it isn't just the Big 12.
Big 12 Officiating has become the biggest threat to College Football. This can’t keep happening.
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Every bit of "climate progress" in the U.S. has been driven by clean, efficient natural gas. Every scintilla of it, and you jackasses opposed it every step of the way. Piss off, you useless hacks.
Sierra Club's new analysis shows that data centers are largely powered by toxic, deadly methane gas. If left unchecked, we could lose 15 years of climate progress. We are demanding data centers prioritize our climate, our planet, and our futures, NOW! bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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