I don’t see a reason why you can’t curse AND keep 14 bottles of Donkey Sauce on deck
We banned cursing as a company.
Startup culture has gotten way too vulgar, and we wanted to bring some dignity back to the workplace.
Our new policy: you're required replace curse words with Guy Fieri terminology.
Closed a huge deal? That’s money.
Prospect says they're interested? Let's make it happen, captain.
Product demos a new feature? That is GANGSTER.
It was going great at first.
But people started showing up with frosted tips, wearing bowling shirts to the office, and someone even replaced the office snacks with 14 bottles of Donkey Sauce.
The final straw was someone posting a job opening for a CFO, $350,000 base.
That's a "Chief Flavortown Officer."
So we just started cursing again.