Mortgage Loan Officer specializing in the creator, influencer, & pro-gamer space. DM for business or click my link below. Former Smash Bros pro. NMLS# 2550859
Southern California
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Snuck a Dreamland sweater to the company’s ugly Christmas sweater party.
Not one loan officer asked me what it was.
I’m alone here.
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TwitchCon 2025 is now live! Pull up to booth #2601 to say hi or talk shop!
@Smoothie
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For my PC builders out there, friend paid $3,100 for this build. Is that a fair deal?
He asked me cuz he heard I was a gamer but I don’t even know what a PSU is.
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My real life nightmare would be to do an FHA loan right now as my clients assume this bull*** is factual…
Then me having to gracefully address why our loan is taking longer.
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Every time a client asks to connect via Discord, I completely forget I have the dumbest profile picture ever
NOT a good look when I’m trying to talk home loans lmao
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Was it where he kept pulling up this photo on his phone and asking if this was my favorite pokemon?
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Got that @voodooranger and round 2 of Nosferatu. This time in 35mm (I have no idea what that means)
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Lmao I hate on it way more than I should, but every time I see it’s got a line out the door, it revives the hate within
It’s frozen food at higher $$
Here’s two menu items I found a local equivalent for. Lower price, better quality. I would understand CCF in smaller towns tho
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It’s Tax Day! Waited until the last minute, naturally.
Let’s pour one out for the fact that I’m no longer claiming esports player income.
@voodooranger
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Had to go to a TGI Fridays at the mall for a real estate networking event :(
In a desert full of mozzarella sticks and sirloin steaks with fake grill marks on them, I found a @voodooranger oasis on the menu 🥲
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It was a collab pizza between Tombstone and @voodooranger lol
This will be my dinner tonight. Will report back.
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Got a mysterious food package I never ordered in dry ice from an unknown sender yesterday morning. Do you open it?
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Got a mysterious food package I never ordered in dry ice from an unknown sender yesterday morning. Do you open it?
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I’m just a hard working man who hasn’t willingly touched a controller since 2020 playing pokemon casually in his spare time.
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My mug on a national mortgage magazine :)
They wrote an article on new loan officers with no prior experience killing it in their first year.
This has to be the first time Smash Bros has been mentioned in a mortgage publication.
Shoutouts to 📸@YoStayFun for the killer shot
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Opened Twitter and saw a thread on whether or not I’m white. A whole bar graph was posted at the end LOL
Our time on Earth is precious, friends. Our existence is temporary, and we must value the opportunity to experience more life…
Don’t spend it discussing if I’m a white man.
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Happy 4th, a great day for beer
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Brought @voodooranger to the LA Chess function
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Years spent among corporate professionals, and I never felt the need to own a suit until I saw Blur in one.
Sheesh 🥵🥵🥵
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My mom made these by hand for fun. It’s the one time I can’t bring myself to be a Nintendo hater
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Live with a @voodooranger chess stream!
Come ask me questions about Melee, GOML, Chess, Mortgages, or drinking beer. You are not allowed to speak to me about anything else
Link below
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This was a super cool one. From the way it started, to the way we found ways to make it work through every road block. Couldn’t be happier to see this one through, and to do it for a genuine guy coming from the same gaming world that I did.
Love this job.
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This photo perfectly encapsulates my humor with Vish and everyone’s typical reaction to it
📸@liquidjulzz
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It’s popping up on my timeline, probably because I was searching it up on Google. But a lot of anger over the most anything modern, or exclusions, etc etc
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Okay decided to go live to watch this potential Mango run!
@voodooranger came up with a pizza flavored beer and this has to be the most ideal time to try it 😄
Live now!
Link below
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Normally get my @voodooranger on the house, but paying LA prices to enjoy it during this apparent banger of a film.
Will report back after…
Got a good feeling on it…
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