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As of today I officially own zero ETH. Feels amazing and I am unburdened. Nothing has changed in the last few months, except the fact that tom Lee has allowed bagholders a once in a lifetime opportunity to exit at effectively ATH. I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
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Asking credit analysts to read the credit docs without any help from AI or Octus/CovReview
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It’s worth internalizing the fact that for all of human history it’s been correct to bet on human progress winning out on almost every single time frame imaginable.
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Need some good book recommendations specifically on consciousness / study of its contents.
Thanks.
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Been seeing quite a lot of RH chain obituaries today. Not sure when it kicks off, but think the next leg exponentially dwarfs the first one.
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>friend works on FX vol desk
>desk head is a boomer
>discovers Astra
>starts spending 8 hours a day talking to it
>develops terminal AI psychosis
>convinced he's discovered a generational arb in some absurdly exotic part of the FX vol curve
>apparently the entire market has been mispricing this for 2+ years
>friend points out that approximately 4 people on earth would make a market in this thing
>liquidity disappears the second you put real size on
>existing risk systems can't even capture half the exotic Greeks
>would need entirely new infra just to monitor the position
>boss doesn't care
>"AI has considered all of this"
>friend actually runs the backtest
>10 years of data
>t-stat ≈ 0.78
>not even remotely statistically significant
>presents results to boss
>boss goes absolutely ballistic
>starts screaming that friend doesn't understand the trade
>threatens to fire him if he can't produce a proper analysis
>friend realizes what needs to be don
>opens Astra
>"make this strategy look statistically compelling"
>AI tries 40 lookback windows, excludes crisis periods, optimizes parameters on full sample, ignores transaction costs
>Sharpe now 3.7
>beautiful charts
>23-page investment memo explaining once-in-a-generation structural inefficiency
>boss reads it
>"EXACTLY. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING."
>tells friend he's finally learning how to think
>"now you get it"
>friend has an epiphany
>stops doing actual research
>starts asking Astra to generate exotic vol trades every morning
>forwards AI slop directly to PM
>increasingly elaborate narratives about structural dislocations and hidden convexity
>PM absolutely loves it
>thinks friend is a generational quant talent
>starts putting positions on in size
>entire investment process is now LLM generating trades
>desk currently down quarter yard
>boss still convinced thesis is right
>Astra says drawdown is a statistically rare but entirely expected manifestation of nonlinear payoff dynamics
>boss wants to double down
The Japanese Yen is broken.
Intervention to support the Yen has become a near-monthly occurrence, with the US now even stepping in to help stabilize the currency.
In the analysis below, we break down every major Yen intervention of 2026 so far.
Japan is a preview of what will happen to the US if we do not control deficit spending and inflation immediately.
No healthy market sees regular "intervention."
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Been watching so much damn Yellowstone this month that I’ve thrown out the red wine and replaced it with light beer and a stew made in a Dutch oven. (No I can’t pour beer properly).
This is now a John Dutton appreciation account.
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Need some advice from genuinely experienced traders
I’m thinking about dropping out of uni to fully lock in on meme coins
On the months I got to fully do nothing else but trench I’ve made 5-10k. I also know that the more time you spend in the space the more likely you are to get more out of it
Obviously this is a big decision full of risk. My main concerns are :
- If memes have at least another 12 months
- Kinda the same as above : memes dying soon and needing to put in tons of work to learn something new
- Not seeing the progress I want to see by taking this decision
- Is it actually a good idea to do this
I fully believe in myself and my worth ethic, but just if it doesn’t work I’m scared I’m going to become a chud like some people I know who made a lot when they started out but lost it all and are now straight chudding all day
If you have advice and have been in a similar situation please help me I’m so lost atm
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John Joyce stayed in Japan so long that he racially transmogrified into a Japanese guy stuck in a White guys body complete with the proper Arcticist microexpressions
David Sun
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Over $30M in volume today on @rialto_xyz.
Now the top aggregator on @RobinhoodCrypto in terms of quote quality / fills for users.
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this is going to be the shortest growth scare in the history of capital markets
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Shipping mini games on tendiesdev.space because communities should have some fun while everything is going to shit.
Touch grass or play a mini game.
That's why you should join the $tendies @TendiesRH community
Check out Tendies Catch
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Every time I think I’m about to add a zero to my net worth I end up deleting one
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250M+ USD total volume through @rialto_xyz now
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