all tales here should be regarded as cautionary
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I once saw a sign in front of a coffee shop that said something along the lines of "create what you want to see in this world" so here you go.
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For months he’s been trying to get all four paws on the bannister and tonight POUNDCAKE DID IT!
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I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Good shit brother. Had to wait in the car while geeking on 200mg of caffeine at the beginning of my workout because someone pulled the fire alarm right before I got there but still a good arm day
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the baseball players chatting kinda reminds me of when you see a gameplay video for a multiplayer game with fake gamer teamspeak
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I think its interesting that despite having a very powerful PC that runs a lot of modern games like a charm, Witcher 2 still kinda runs like shit at times
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I actually just started a new playthrough and hearing "cut of fuckable meat" during the BD tutorial didn't even make me chuckle this time
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kinda wanna do another run of Cyberpunk but then I remembered the braindance sequences and put it off a few more weeks
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Maybe twice a week before I pick up my son from school I stop at guitar center and play cannibal corpse riffs
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