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Ngabe ngiyabasukela
Kids have a special place in my heart ❤️🥺
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“The water has reached the VIP section of the sinking titanic” ~ @Ceeya_Mav and I love every bit of it
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Refer to frame 4 for how these excursions are possible and stay in school!!?
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This December, for police bail/after hours bail ngicela ube no R6000 wami bese uba nemali ye bail ke. 👍🏾
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This Levandal tape is 100% Mdu. He can't fool me.
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Let this be a lesson to all of you to NEVER bring up your lousy airport against Lord Regent OR Tambo cos your thing doesnt have a train. Any real airport has a train bro.
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Brighton did their homework and got their lick back.
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Ufunani eBossa(all of them)?
At the worst restaurant in SA
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Been tryna ignore that Dr lady mess but everyday it gets worse 😭✋🏾
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There's a very fat man standing by the Sasol in Somerset West with a "Please Help" sign. He's standing there with his kids and you can just see the embarrassment on their faces because they're clearly new to this but they're sitting there with packets of McDonalds, KFC etc 😭
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Yazi it almost looks like they're doing this as an experiment of some sort. You can see a person that just left their comfortable home to do whatever it is they're doing there. The kids were even playing on their phones.
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O motle but it's obvious you don't read and that shit is upsetting me and my homeboys
As a registered voter you should be able to vote anywhere in the country.
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The worst person you know is a cyclist from Cape Town.
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Grealish and Sterling both played for my club. The difference in coverage has been interesting to say the least.
Jack Grealish is talented, big-hearted, incredibly likeable but he’s 31, unwanted by his main employer, has now let down his loan club and risks letting his career drift. It’s sad to see. At his best, with the ball at his feet, Grealish is a true entertainer, always trying to make things happen in the final third with his balance, dazzling footwork and sense of adventure. He’s generous off the field, helping many causes, the latest a £10,000 donation to a Southport family whose Evertonian dad has cancer. Grealish is genuine. But all these uplifting elements to his personality and playing ability are overshadowed if there’s not total dedication to his demanding profession. That’s time-keeping, refuelling correctly etc. Grealish risks wasting his talent, a special talent. Whatever the nature and scale of the disciplinary breach at Everton, reportedly missing training, Grealish has let down a manager in David Moyes who gave him a chance and is short of players anyway. Grealish has an ability to keep possession under pressure that Everton usually could do with but they beat Newcastle United without him to reach the quarter-finals of the EFL Cup. He's let down team-mates and fans. Do Everton need Grealish? Left wing, now left out. His replacement, Tyrique George is a completely different player, quick but raw. George is developing under Moyes (and Lee Carsley with England Under-21s) and an experienced manager clearly feels he can trust him more. George is 20 with his best days ahead of him. Grealish should be doing everything to prove his best days aren’t behind him. He should be fighting hard to keep Father Time and young challengers at bay. Grealish, as he showed last season before injury, could have a significant role to play, could bring some magic to Everton’s flanks, but he’s wasting that chance. He should look at the whole-hearted performances of the likes of Jordan Pickford, James Tarkowski, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and James Garner and want to be part of these band of brothers. Look at the way Hayden Hackney has been assimilated into a strong dressing-room - and impressed last night. There are good people around the club if Grealish needs help in any way. So what next? Grealish will be costing Everton a lot in their share of his Manchester City wages. Pictures from Finch Farm training will be eagerly awaited as will any involvement in Monday’s Premier League visit to St James’ Park. So where will Grealish go next? He did brilliantly getting Aston Villa into the Premier League, and did the Treble at City. He’s achieved much but could achieve more with that talent. His City contract expires next summer. He’s stuck on 39 England caps, and won’t feature even on the fringes of the conversation when Thomas Tuchel announces his squad next week. He’s now at a crossroads. Let’s hope likeable, gifted Grealish takes the right road, the one demanding total focus. #EFC
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Spending the weekend with a 1 year old(he turns 2 next month) and I've had ENOUGH 😭. It has only been a day and already I've had to place so many items, that I never thought I'd have to move, out of reach. Ngeke ngilunge mina.
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Olise decision making here is out of this world
On this day in 2021, Patrick Vieira’s Palace beat Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City 2-0 at the Etihad Stadium. 🙌 An early goal from Wilfried Zaha put Palace in front, before this late strike from Conor Gallagher sealed the victory. 👌 #CPFC 
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Let’s not sugarcoat misconduct. You cannot sexually harass a colleague, continue after being explicitly told to stop and then have your behaviour reduced to a lack of social skills. That is not social awkwardness. Let us all call it what is is. It is sexual harassment.
What going on there by mathematics? Vele you're trained to deal with numbers and zero focus on social skills?
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you just had to capitalize that, alright man
Passing #PortStJohns on my way to NGQUZA Municipality, on a campaigning trail.
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My chat is, I might not be busier per se, but the exact moment you call me might be at a time where I can’t answer. You’re on your lunch break rn, I’m with a client 👀
You guys are booing her but she’s right. I would like to think the whole point is that if I can make time for you, I expect it to be reciprocated.
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These people were not professional footballers
The streets definitely won't forget these ballers🖤
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