I’m a fun guy -CSO- 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽, This a rat race... but I’m not a rat. I’m a fucking turtle, ninja turtle. Which one is your favorite? I like Michelangelo.

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Never forget during Bruno he was walking around the Middle East tauting Arabs to attack him but they all were kind to him and the people that did attack him were Israelis and he was forced to break character and remove it from the movie.
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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Our first look at “ Maturin “ the benevolent, ancient cosmic deity in Stephen King’s shared multiverse. His first official appearance in the surprise Halloween special episode (A Story of Derry) of IT: Welcome to Derry. #ITWelcomeToDerry #Halloween
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GIANNIS IS MVP KLAY IS SO BACK BAM GOT HIS CONFIDENCE BACK PELLE 6MOY DAVION MIP PORTIS IS A DEMON SPO IS COTY MIAMI HEAT HAVE WON 2 IN A ROW
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THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE GREATEST BOX SCORES IN MIAMI HEAT HISTORY
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If Dwayne Wade’s body never gave up on him, he would’ve been compared more to Jordan and Kobe rather than “Harden” and AI.
What’s a basketball take that you will argue to your grave?
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The Warriors are making the Lakers look like the best defensive team in the league
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God damn this is a good take
Shai is playing with lineups Luka has played with damn near every year of his career and he’s playing like shit lmao
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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DAVION MITCHELL, in every game for the Miami Heat: 11 PTS - 11 AST - 1 BLK - 50 FG% 18 PTS - 5 AST - 2 REB - 2 BLK 22 PTS - 10 AST - 1 STL - 62 FG% 21 PTS - 2 AST - 3 STL - 60 FG% 10 PTS - 10 AST - 2 STL - 1 REB The heart and soul of the team.
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They fixed my GOAT
Heat update Dwyane Wade statue outside of arena.
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It’s extremely telling how much Westerners need this lie to be true. Their entire identity and fake superiority depends on it.
Mao killed more Chinese during peace time than the Japanese during war.
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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The team behind ‘AMERICAN DAD’ have made a statement on the tragic passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. “We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.”
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Bleacher Report NBA trade idea: Heat receive: - Karl-Anthony Towns Knicks receive: - Bam Adebayo - Tim Hardaway Jr. Thoughts??? (Via @EricPincus)
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Nah expose who said this cause wtf
An anonymous executive says Karl-Anthony Towns isn’t worth a max contract “If that's your third-best player, you can't pay him a max.” (Via @IanBegley / @sny_knicks )
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Piker has assets he can liquidate to pay for this lawsuit if he really needed it. he doesn't have an actual job. he gets paid to stream. do not send this guy money.
Why is Hasan asking his audience to help him fundraise for his defamation lawsuit against Scott Jennings?! He’s a multi millionaire who’s bringing in hundreds of thousands of dollars A MONTH from streaming/patreon. Why doesn’t he spend his own money instead of begging his fans?
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Chinese people: Mao saved us Westerner who googled how many people Mao "killed": I'm here to explain your history to you
Chinese people when the guy that starved and k1lled their ancestors is called a Dictator
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What a pathetic waste of our already limited working class funds. Why is a millionaire asking the working class to donate to him because another millionaire hurt his feelings!? The DSA left is deeply unserious
Why is Hasan asking his audience to help him fundraise for his defamation lawsuit against Scott Jennings?! He’s a multi millionaire who’s bringing in hundreds of thousands of dollars A MONTH from streaming/patreon. Why doesn’t he spend his own money instead of begging his fans?
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Every guard in this game can recreate Steph Curry but god forbid a Center tries to do a standing dunk #noticing
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1-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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