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This is my political philosophy.
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I'm ignoring my broken bones so my training can continue. I have achieved Fudōshin. Its amazing what you can do when you achieve this. The pain doesn't bother me anymore. I can do anything. And I continue my training.
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[OC] Halloween promotion Bonus points if you get who Reyna is cosplaying as
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Psychology expert here. that works with most humans. stare into their eyes. don't blink. they all fold. then be really nice to them. there. you just learned how ted bundy killed so many people. Follow for more advice.
Women will never admit it because they are irritating but one thing they really like is long, unblinking eye contact. You should look like the Devil in a horror movie
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I'm in my training arc.
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Living out in the country to work on martial arts you say? Actually that's the coolest and probably most healthy lifestyle choice you could make rn. I support all of you doing that. No starting a religious cult or sex cults.
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Living out in the country to work on martial arts you say? Actually that's the coolest and probably most healthy lifestyle choice you could make rn. I support all of you doing that. No starting a religious cult or sex cults.
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Josh Moon groomed many girls while posting on Blockland. The second we will talk about went by the username 'Maelstrom' and after Josh saw a pic of her her became obsessed. Sick Josh begins by repeatedly insisting that she looks 18, makes sexual inferences 🧵 Archives below
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think i might have fractured my arm, oh well, training continues, that being said, I'm going to pass out face first and I'll continue tomorrow this is a real style of martial arts, this anime has a fictional version, but I'm going to make it real, the thigh/leg thrust/punch, i'll spend 10-20 years and double/triple my thighs for it, but its a real move, i want to achieve the fictional version (no longer fake) I know I can, i just have risk my own bones shattering more than once need harder bones so they'll probably keep breaking here and there or fracturing, gonna keep training anyways, Plus Ultra. Bruce lee's one inch punch was actual a pop culture version of it, full power is... not only dangerous to the user but far more powerful, I will make this move compete. I might drop dead. But I won't stop. my shins need a bit more time but i'll work on core and arms/keep training and working them anyway, I'm going to go all out from now on because I know what it means to live, have to make up for lost time I can recreate that quickstep/punch I just need to triple my thighs and break my bones 4-7 times.
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What a beautiful night. My training has me tired. But I don't plan to stop. I will rest. Recover and train more. I am tired. But it means nothing.
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wha—why is he like this
Josh Moon groomed many girls while posting on Blockland. The second we will talk about went by the username 'Maelstrom' and after Josh saw a pic of her her became obsessed. Sick Josh begins by repeatedly insisting that she looks 18, makes sexual inferences 🧵 Archives below
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Why would you make me suffer by posting this for all to see? What did I do?
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For those wondering, the martial art I'm pursuing is called Baji Quan, need to start by doubling/tripling the size of my thighs/hit my genetic limits, I'm going to save money to move out to the country and learn directly from the last 2 masters, or dispels, if they're even still alive. Otherwise I just have to learn from what information is available. I'm seriously going to pursue this. I'm going to achieve the apex of human combat if it kills me. Besides, mockery can't block an Antique 1800s Colt.
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Replying to @CeranMathis
Yep, turns out they're made of meat.
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"My enemies are edible."
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I want the deer jerky.
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Im assuming you mean deer jerky? Thats what I usually think of when folks say Southern Jerky. I dont have any to send though, sadly.
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Sometimes I load up my old videos of my cat. and my heart melts, isn't Nala so cute I haven't forgotten how poeple tried to hurt her when she was sick and I'm coming for them.
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I'm genuinely so fucking happy lately, I realized so many things, my enemies are edible, I can't be stopped, met my best friend, I can do what i want, to be alive is good, I... I took it all for granted I thought living was the real curse the real curse is not appreciating what you have to be alive is amazing, its a miracle, everyday is a miracle, its hard sometimes, it hurts sometimes, but what you need to understand that life is genuinely beautiful we all take it for granted, I have for over 20 years, but I finally realized, every moment, every breath is a miracle Life is Beautiful.
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