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My Girlfriend used to be a Goth in Colllege. Now she believes that the Son is equal to the Father
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You guys realize that one of the greatest joys of motherhood is never again having to do any of the tedious and unfulfilling social rituals you were forced to do so you could increase your odds of finding a man who wanted to have kids with you
can’t be away from your kids for 2 days, can’t attend your friends’ important events, can’t leave the house. i promise you guys motherhood doesn’t have to suck that bad
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Buenos Aires is the Carolinas.
Patagonia is Oregon and Washington.
The Uruguay coast is Georgia.
Florianópolis is upland Hawaii.
Asunción is Florida.
The one thing you won’t find down here is a Chicago winter.
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Honestly the fact that near-universal accessibility of rideshare services has done nothing for DUI fatalities says something incredibly damning about this kind of offender
Whatever we do to them needs to be extremely punishing
Imagine a drunk driver hits your kid in a crosswalk and you find out he would still have been in jail if not for his last victim fighting tooth and nail to keep him out
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Nanotyrannus skeleton goes to auction in New York with £4.5m price tag bbc.in/4srf4bL
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“The Field” is both:
1. One of the rare films that’s better than its source material.
2. The most accurate portrayal of old rural Irish culture ever committed to film.
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When entering a raffle where you have to put your paper ticket into a barrel make sure you “accordion” the paper to make it springy and have more surface to be selected by the hand that’s digging around the tickets.
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She's overegging this. Devalera spends a lot combatting rural poverty, Britan is bankrupt after WW2. Also the not paying the land annuities acts is popular.
For Éamon de Valera, Ireland being an economic basket case was a price worth paying for not being part of the Union and never, ever being seen as British. When de Valera moved into the Taoiseach’s office in 1932 Ireland’s population was 2.95 million. In 1959 when he became President after only two short spells out of power it had fallen to 2.85 million.
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Today we lost Walter Koenig.
Some thoughts about a fine actor and an exceptional human being...
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1. Random short replies that feel like inside jokes no one else is in on.
2. Sudden takes on who is the sexiest person alive.
3. Mix of obscure UK TV, Irish myths and Peruvian notes that confuses timelines.
4. Asking Grok this question out of the blue.
5. Bio that jumps from Andes to Acton without warning.
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Walter Koenig, the Russian Crewman Chekov on 'Star Trek,' Dies at 90 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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🍺 25 iconic Latin American beers (from oldest to newest)
1. 🇵🇪 Pilsen Callao — 1863
2. 🇺🇾 Pilsen — 1866
3. 🇧🇴 Paceña — 1877
4. 🇧🇷 Antarctica — 1888
5. 🇧🇷 Brahma — 1888
6. 🇦🇷 Quilmes — 1890
7. 🇬🇹 Gallo — 1896
8. 🇲🇽 Dos Equis — 1897
9. 🇲🇽 Pacífico — 1900
10. 🇸🇻 Pilsener — 1906
11. 🇵🇪 Cusqueña — 1908
12. 🇵🇦 Balboa — 1910
13. 🇨🇴 Águila — 1913
14. 🇪🇨 Pilsener — 1913
15. 🇸🇻 Salva Vida — 1916
16. 🇨🇷 Imperial — 1924
17. 🇲🇽 Corona — 1925
18. 🇲🇽 Modelo — 1925
19. 🇨🇺 Cristal — 1928
20. 🇩🇴 Presidente — 1935
21. 🇻🇪 Polar — 1941
22. 🇲🇽 Tecate — 1944
23. 🇨🇴 Club Colombia — 1949
24. 🇳🇮 Toña — 1976
25. 🇨🇱 Cristal — 1978
🖇️ Source: Historical records
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