Virgin who can't drive.

New York, NY
Hiiiii (with the intent of telling you I’m flaking on our plans)
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Not too much on tennis now guys. We don’t accept him!
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You know what slaps so hard? Listening to the Ally McBeal theme song on the treadmill.
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sam greisman retweeted
I quote this so unbelievably often
to be fair, ryan murphy did give us this
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One act play about Saoirse and Dua spending the day together while this happens
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Seeing the ages a lot of you were during Glee’s original run…
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To clarify I am the Old here
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Those are gonna be some wet seats
‘Heated Rivalry’ Season 1 will be screened in more than 650 theaters from November 6-30.
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Anyone else notice his dementia is making him gay now?
Trump: You have Darline and her very handsome husband. That’s a good looking husband.
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Matthew Morrison is at a community theater performing a spoken word about how he was almost in 9/11 right now. He still hasn’t heard the news
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The Rachel/Kurt Shallow duet is gonna hit
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I love the gays who love sports. Like okay, look at you being a boy.
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Early morning, she wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for makeup, perfect smile It's you they're all waiting for
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The concept of the Grindr Awards. Enough!
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I don’t think the most talked about movie of the two weeks leading up to halloween is what I would call a “deep cut”
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes Are This Year’s Ultimate Deep-Cut Halloween Costume Duo variety.com/2026/shopping/ne…
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Oscar campaign begins!
Amanda Seyfried arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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Billy is tweeting thru it
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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Can ****** ******** win best supporting actress for You Can See Everything??
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For both her performance and general vibes tbh!
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Oh no, the new Girls episodes have me thinking about five new episodes of Mad Men set in the 80s
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Damn. Tough day for dumbass bitches
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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This whole thing was very 2017 in a quaint way
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