If you pray, you assume GOD is hearing you, right? Well, why exactly do you think GOD is hearing right now, at this very moment, the prayer you pray to Him? No really, think about it. What is your reason to think that GOD is operating in the same time as you?

Schrodinger's Ebola whereby Ebola patients travel through and from country but said country has no cases of Ebola.

I think say na mould this girl dey deal with before.

please I’m looking for people that can confidently detect hidden or invisible mold and other toxic airborne substances. not just the obvious ones. I used high quality matte paint so the wall is breathable and won’t peel like typical satin or gloss paint. This is what the house manager used to gaslight me when I was complaining earlier in June and July.

every area that has flooded even if just once also falls in this category by the way. if you are not living in a well aerated space in places like Magodo, Ojodu, Ogba, Omole, Ikeja GRA, Ipaja, Egbeda, Ikorodu, basically anywhere that gives ori-oke vibes, you are probably dying inside everyday. the thing that has been saving me all year is visiting my parents and hosting programs in Ibadan. for the first time, I delayed my regular trip back home because I had a lot of work to prioritise in person, and gbam, spent the past two months in and out of hospital. I’m so happy I’ve discovered now. otherwise, 😭.

*EKEDC IN DESPERATION* ___________ I installed an 18kW solar power system at my property in Lekki Phase 1, relegating EKEDC supply to a backup status. Since then, I have been having more frequent visits from personnel of Eko Electricity Distribution Company (EKEDC), coming to check my prepaid meter. On one of those visits, the EKEDC team stood watching the meter for motion to indicate consumption. When the meter wasn't moving, they called me to say they suspected I had bypassed the meter. I told them I had enough solar power for my daytime needs and only used their supply as a backup for the dark hours. To prove this to them, I switched on my inverter bypass for about 2 minutes so my consumption would be from EKEDC. They saw the meter rotating normally. They were visibly upset and one of them mumbled something like _"This ọ̀gá no wan gree us chop"_. They left. Today (19-Oct-2026), three of them came to my premises with a notice of disconnection. The last time I loaded an EKEDC token was in July 2026 and I still had ample units left. When I asked why they would disconnect me, they said the reason was "LOR" (Loss of Revenue). They said my slow consumption indicates a faulty meter and I had to pay them ₦112,606 for loss of revenue. I told them my meter was not faulty and that they could test it if they wanted. The lady said they were losing revenue and they had to make up for it. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be angry. I have no intention of paying EKEDC a dime for its loss of revenue due to my taking steps to protect my interest. But, I share this story for all who are investing in solar power to know that the DisCos are now desperate. They now have "Loss of Revenue" as a reason for your disconnection from their supply. It is simply that they are not making enough money from you. I am waiting for EKEDC to disconnect me from their grid before I lodge a formal complaint to the regulatory authority. We are in interesting times in Nigeria! Raphael Awoseyin 19-Oct-2026

BREAKING: @aacparty Writes Tinubu, Demands Presidential Villa for Campaign Council Inauguration, Feeding and Logistics for 5,000 Supporters The African Action Congress (AAC) has formally written to President Bola Tinubu, requesting permission to inaugurate its Presidential Campaign Council for its Presidential candidate @sowore at the Presidential Villa, Aso Rock, Abuja, on November 11, 2026. In a letter dated October 21, 2026, and signed by its National Secretary, Oshiokhue Philip Ikpeminoghena, the party also demanded food, drinks, and logistical support for 5,000 participants from Nigeria and abroad. The AAC said its request was based on the principles of multiparty democracy, political inclusiveness, and equal treatment, citing similar arrangements reportedly extended to the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC). The party insisted that public institutions must serve all Nigerians without partisan discrimination and challenged the Tinubu administration to demonstrate its commitment to fairness and equal access. #AACOurParty #Sowore2027

Abeg Gbagada rent is already high enough. Ma binu..

Lord I see what you're doing for others...

The one where I had to take a train

“hipped”

Bearded kids

20-10-20. Who gave the order?!

😂😂😂

I promise you, there used to be a time… The nation is poor and bleeding. About ten years ago, once it’s November, you’d begin to smell Christmas on the streets, in the local shops, in churches, even in schools. A lot has been stolen from us, basic things now feel like luxury.

Lool. Now this is tasteful. From the first frame we can see coherence in design and intent. Not that eclectic mess from earlier.

Doe ah Deer

Plugging a toaster in tbh.

200l i dey freshers hostel when my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭 na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar

“Your mother was quite the talented Potions Witch, Harry. She could brew anything from Wolfsbane to meth. It was truly a sight to behold” “WHAT?!” “Well, how did you think they kept me in check during the full moon?” Lupin replied calmly. “The Potions professor in our era was nowhere near as good as Snape is today, so I had to get my Wolfsbane from somewhere.” “NO, I MEAN THE METH THING!” Harry shouted. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER COOKED METH?!” “Well, she didn't at first. But the Order was running out of money during the war, and we needed a way to convince the residents of Knockturn Alley not to side with Voldemort. Your mother provided a solution.” Lupin nodded thoughtfully. “She introduced us to a wonderful Muggle substance called meth. We had Mundungus deal it in Knockturn Alley. It made us enough money to last through the war, and the residents agreed not to side with Voldemort as long as we kept supplying them.” “I—WHAT—WAIT—MY MOTHER WAS—HOW DID SHE EVEN—WHAT?!” “Oh, don't worry, Harry. She stopped cooking after she became pregnant with you. For your health, she said.” Lupin tried to placate him. Harry stared at him, utterly speechless. “...Of course, it turned out that Voldemort had been buying from her supply. When she stopped, he went on a rampage trying to get his fix. He even broke into your parents' house in a fit of withdrawal, hoping to force her to cook for him again.” Lupin paused. “Unfortunately, he ended up killing her by accident.” “...” “...Did nobody tell you about this?”