So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

Another gem from YouTube recommendations algo, someone posted a video about 666=AI in 2018

Opus 5.5 is disturbing.

If UPI operations need funds and can't survive freely, maybe don't run these ad campaigns, it's very much pointless, most people already know what UPI is 🥴 at least some savings will be there ofc not everything can be solved

The economist's illustration shows that in the fourth quarter 4. What's this?

Looks like someone on @KiaInd backend posted the full message from their boss on the configurator instead of just the message 😂

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

I used the cursor for the first few months without paying. There was a GitHub script that used to include a free-trial invalidator. Since then, they have come a long way Github repo: github.com/chengazhen/cursor…

The largest IPO in history, and on the very next day, they bought a VS Code fork

Same energy

Got banned from Claude, I was a bit shocked that they allowed it when I did that "activity", but now the security algo got me 😞

Anthropic is too late, disabling Fable 5. By now, I'm sure some Chinese labs have already reverse-engineered it and begun optimising it. #fable5

Said Hello to Claude Fable 5 and my limit got reached /s

Claude fable 5 is available now on Android claude app #claude

Next time they will simply hire them and fire them in the next 6 months to bypass this , many do that, you can't outsmart corporate

Imagine using the GitHub app on a phone

They don't even consider this important enough to be posted on LinkedIn. Every week groundbreaking releases

Need a stack overflow like website where user posts question and different LLMs answers them, discuss/abuse eachother for having difficult approaches