Dear @piersmorgan, let me know if this figure proves helpful.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.” If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.

🚨URGENTE: Acabo de pedir a apreensão do passaporte de Flávio Bolsonaro. O próximo passo desse bandido é tentar fugir do Brasil para não enfrentar os vários inquéritos em seu nome. Precisa ser preso logo. Não podemos permitir que ele se junte ao irmão nos EUA para tramar contra a soberania nacional!

This elephant was born with a double trunk birth defect. 1 trunk on both ends.

Pundits are saying that Latin America is destined to have a conservative wave. In a momentous election, the Brazilians have proved those pundits wrong. Congratulations Lula and congratulations Brazil!

This post never gets old. Happy Birthday, Hillary Clinton. It’s ten years later and you’re still not our President.