If a white person born in Australia can be Australian without Aboriginal ancestry, and a white person born in America can be American without Native American ancestry, why can't a Black person born in England be English without Anglo-Saxon ancestry?

“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass” might be the most constructive feedback Trump has received on his building plans.

Nicki Minaj’s new Secret Service codename has been confirmed.

Amazing diversity!

British flags. Police. Sunak. Boats. Migrants. She's managed to include every buzzword without constructing a single coherent sentence.

Apparently, the full video hasn't been released. I'm intrigued to discover what additional footage could possibly make monkey gestures and racist slurs acceptable.

Cheers from Bratislava!

Somewhere in that grammatical car crash, there appears to be a declaration of war against England, a complaint about the weather and a review of the local dating scene. All delivered from a kitchen in front of a bottle of Fairy Liquid. Even Google Translate would hand in its notice.

Should MPs be required to live on the UK median salary for six months before being allowed to make decisions about benefits, wages and living costs?

Classic heckling 😂😂😂

Donald Trump publicly praising Nicki Minaj’s arse. The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen. The bar is now somewhere beneath the Earth’s crust.

What's the most ridiculous argument you've ever seen somebody passionately defend online?

Cheers!

Funny how the people who shout loudest about protecting British children rarely mention the Pakistani-born surgeon who spent 30 years actually saving them.

Bratislava Morning!

Happy Monday! Anyone fancy a bacon, egg and sausage sarnie?

I’m totally with @PeterBleksley on this. Nothing quite says “British patriot” like announcing to the entire world that you wouldn’t defend Britain. After viewing responses to this video, it appears other ‘patriots’ agree with @Alexarmstrong and would refuse to fight for the country they profess to love. Grifting hypocrites, the lot of them!

Funny how some people immediately assume they were refused entry for wearing a poppy, rather than considering the possibility that the pub simply didn’t want a bunch of aggressive far-right idiots ruining everyone’s afternoon.

Brazil has voted. Lula wins. Another Bolsonaro loses. Somewhere, Donald Trump is preparing a statement containing the words “rigged” and “very unfair”.

Self titled Patriots banned from Wetherspoons in Gosport 😂😂🤣 They claim it’s because they're wearing poppies but the security guard clearly states they’ll only let regulars in 👊 AKA fucking do one

Why are these self-proclaimed ‘patriots’ always so bloody angry? They’ve got their flags, their country, their freedom of speech, and they’re still absolutely furious. Has anyone ever seen one of them enjoying being British?