You can only keep 3 of these. All the others will be eradicated. Choose.
war, famine, genocide, Dutch Barn Vodka, poverty, Netflix, AIDS, puppies, nonces, terrorism.
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Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
Ofcom complaints littered with spelling mistakes about to hit an all-time high, as two intelligent and generally lovely blokes win the Celebrity Traitors and donate to refugee charities #CelebrityTraitors
James Acaster getting abuse on here as though he's missed a penalty in the World Cup final, in reality he's just created the TV moment of the year #CelebrityTraitors
Do you trust the mainstream media to tell it like it is? We certainly don't.
That's why our very own paper, the Reformer, will be hitting your doorstep soon. 🗞
Man City have been found guilty of breaking the majority of the 115 financial rules they were accused of breaching.
So what happens next? The key questions answered: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
Robert Jenrick says Nigel Farage’s “sole involvement” in the donation investigation was to “have lunch.”
“You can't criticise a leader for saying thank you over lunch to someone … being polite is not a crime these days.”
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