Inventor of The Two Skateboards Guarantee. Daoist filmmaker. Local Green Grocer.

Montana
Hey friends, I became a poet today. Please take a look and let me know what you think!
Our first poem published on the site today is "I Am The Director Of Every Movie Ever Made" by TSb @TwoSk8boards mcrb.neocities.org/IAmTheDir…
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Cartman showed his penis before Bart did
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Unfortunately it has come time to clean my PlayStation
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Someone should make a new movie about boobs and the importance of how great boobs are
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Neil Armstrong was an aura farmer.
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If you find yourself on the crew of the Apollo 1 mission get the hell out of there man. It never goes well.
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Apollo 10 1/2 should be in the Criterion Collection. I’m sick to death about this.
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Checking back in with the movie where Ryan Gosling goes into space
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Someone should make a new movie about boobs and the importance of how great boobs are
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Roughly 1/4 of U.S. data-center capacity projected to come online by 2030 is in Texas. If the state's next governor is Democrat Gina Hinojosa, who supports a moratorium, some 13.3 gigawatts of announced projects would be at risk, Jefferies projects. wsj.com/finance/stocks/the-r…
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Chucked a bunch of Old Bay on my chicken strips and tater tots. That’s God’s Dust.
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Nondenominational Scientology Centers are popping up across middle America.
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Vacation Dianetics School
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This is what happens, you let morons decide what is and is not popular and the next thing you know they are making a sequel to Lord of War.
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Big Mama Zag
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Woke 3 but we aren’t inviting forever COVIDers
I don’t want to hear a PEEP about woke 3 from any of you larpers unless ur ready to put on an N95 mask and stop killing ur neighbors w unmitigated airborne disease
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Thanks @TwoSk8boards, I think this might actually be a overlooked masterpiece. Fucking loved it. boxd.it/h9Elx3
NW (even though I've not been an actual Catholic since middle school, it still sits deep in my bones, so I kind of love epic bible shit)
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The Color of Money (1986, dir Martin Scorsese, USA)
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Other than Saló, does anyone know of a good movie directed by an avowed communist?
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South Park Two Skateboards
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