New song and video. Sam Hyde's Dracula Freestyle, circa 2014, remixed. piped.video/jbFFAkkwO9Y

In their political pseudo-religion, racism/Hitler ARE the replacement for the idea of Satan. They legitimately think that's it's the biggest sin of all. ...While they also hate a specific race of people. Wokism is one of the great psychological wonders of our time.

"Mental health" as a term, has become one of the sloppiest, dumbest catch-all excuses for just about anything under the sun. Yet again a formerly useful term is ground up into an unusable, meaningless powder by zealots and midwits.

images you can feel on a metaphysical level:

"I don't care what you do in the bedroom, as long as you keep it to yourself." "Israel should just nuke the rest of the Middle East and turn it into a giant mirror." "It's normal for kids to experiment at college. They'll figure out who they are once they graduate."

AAAhahaha you've gotta be kidding.

Twitter needs a mechanism to ban people for posting from fuckin' India.

Step 1: move out of parents basement Step 2: buy plot of land Step 3: buy a heard of cattle Step 4: find Gen X dads’ fax numbers Step 5: send fax to the dads offering between 1 and 10 cattle head in exchange for their “smart, capable, hard working, and cute” daughter. Step 6: consummate the marriage It’s NOT THAT HARD! STOP PLAYING MINECRAFT AND BUY A FAX MACHINE BOYS!!!

AAAAahahaha

This account is a wild ride.

Truly, "one of the most retards."

You once told a journo that a male friend consented to having you kick him in the crotch to get into art school, whilst you've been DEI hired and wouldn't risk any equivalent to get in. Consent is a weird thing in your life! (She also rudely pointed out that you had no man, only cats.) Judge not, lest ye be judged.

"Men simply need to say 'no' to getting their dicks sucked! Then I wouldn't have to suck them all!"

Insisting that a shack in the middle of a favela has an "address."

This is the kind of mammoth, scathing wit that allows Alphabet Inc. to keep their ESG score so high.

It's short for "nobody Watches this shit."

Sam Hyde and Matan Even's reaction to the PDF sex offender saying he's "bisexual" hit me in the funny bone like crazy. It's like they're hearing the horror movie waterhorn sound effect in their heads, LOL

Me, in Skyrim, attempting to basic-ass dual wield against Frost Giants on my first day of playing, circa 2013.

Nice of the UFC refs to allow Cyril Gane to again fire multiple back of the head shots like he did to Tuivasa. Whose dick did Gane suck to get this kind of permissiveness? #UFC250 #ufcfreedom250

Why is nobody talking about how fuckin' FAST Bashir is in those awkward "Japanese farmer boots" or whatever. MFer broke into a sprint within 1.25 seconds of Mints mouthing off, and cleared that slippery-ass floor in no time, to dominate Mints with his Ne Waza #fishtanklive

Landon has only eaten two forms of food in his life, and is now saying he's basically only ever seen one movie: 1974's "Boss N-Word," as he calls it. The guy is unusual, but he's endearing. #fishtanklive